英語笑話:The Bait 把誘餌扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset bait."

一個男人和妻子去度假。他們乘風出海，不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。這個男人叫碼頭的負責人在妻子的尸體找到后通知他一聲。二個星期后，他接到了一份電報：“尸體已于昨日找到，上邊爬滿了螃蟹。請指示。”男人回電報說：“賣掉螃蟹，收入匯過來;誘餌扔回海里。”