英語笑話:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"

一個陽光明媚的下午，蛇父親和蛇兒子出去散步。兒子問：“爸爸，我們是毒蛇嗎?”父親得意的答道：“當然了，孩子，我們是響尾蛇啊!為什么這么問呢?”“因為，我剛把舌頭咬破了!”