英語(yǔ)笑話:一睡醒你就被炒魷魚了

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."

我的同事有好幾小時(shí)不見(jiàn)人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺(jué)。沒(méi)叫醒他，老板悄無(wú)聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個(gè)紙條。“睡覺(jué)時(shí)”，條上寫著，“你是我的員工，醒來(lái)你就不是了。”