英語笑話:Blonde Detectives美女偵探
美女偵探
[00:13.26]Blonde Detectives
[00:25.02]美女偵探
[00:33.00]詞匯掃描
[00:37.19]interrogate 詢問
[00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯
[00:50.11]profile 側(cè)面
[00:56.11]fluster 驚惶失措
[01:02.75]flash 晃一下
[01:05.64]giggle 格格地笑
[01:08.97]testy 不耐煩的
[01:15.05]contact lenses 隱形眼鏡
[01:19.40]astute 機(jī)敏的
[01:27.74]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes
[01:30.35]who were training to become detectives.
[01:33.00]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
[01:35.89]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
[01:40.49]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[01:44.62]The first blonde answers,
[01:46.40]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
[01:51.24]The policeman says,
[01:52.98]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
[01:57.66]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
[02:00.51]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
[02:04.87]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[02:08.32]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
[02:11.64]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!"
[02:17.94]The policeman angrily responds,
[02:20.09]"What's the matter with you two?
[02:21.77]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
[02:24.41]because it's a picture of his profile!
[02:26.95]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
[02:29.82]Extremely frustrated at this point,
[02:32.01]he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,
[02:37.04]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[02:40.11]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
[02:45.04]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
[02:48.75]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."
[02:53.15]The policeman is surprised and speechless
[02:55.11]because he really doesn't know himself
[02:57.22]if the suspect wears contacts or not.
[02:59.72]"Well, that's an interesting answer...
[03:01.28]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
[03:03.78]and I'll get back to you on that."
[03:06.23]He leaves the room and goes to his office,
[03:08.37]checks the suspect's file in his computer,
[03:10.95]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
[03:14.19]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!
[03:16.37]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
[03:19.72]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
[03:24.08]"That's easy," the blonde replied.
[03:26.51]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
[03:34.49]中文大意
[05:42.86]逐句對照
[05:46.80]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes
[05:49.36]who were training to become detectives.
[05:56.86]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
[05:59.87]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
[06:12.70]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[06:20.35]The first blonde answers,
[06:21.91]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
[06:32.77]The policeman says,
[06:34.15]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
[06:44.67]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
[06:51.62]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
[07:00.33]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[07:07.54]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
[07:14.80]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!"
[07:24.40]The policeman angrily responds,
[07:26.91]"What's the matter with you two?
[07:28.18]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
[07:30.90]because it's a picture of his profile!
[07:41.16]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
[07:46.21]Extremely frustrated at this point,
[07:48.55]he shows the picture to the third blonde
[07:54.10]and in a very testy voice asks,
[07:56.45]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[08:05.22]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
[08:15.32]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
[08:22.59]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."
[08:28.43]The policeman is surprised and speechless
[08:34.43]because he really doesn't know himself
[08:36.00]if the suspect wears contacts or not.
[08:43.01]"Well, that's an interesting answer...
[08:44.49]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
[08:47.08]and I'll get back to you on that."
[08:55.64]He leaves the room and goes to his office,
[08:58.13]checks the suspect's file in his computer,
[09:00.63]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
[09:09.76]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!
[09:12.22]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
[09:20.72]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
[09:29.13]"That's easy," the blonde replied.
[09:31.78]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
[09:46.08]多學(xué)一點(diǎn)
[09:49.95]interrogate 審問, 詢問
[10:01.11]The police interrogated the witness about the accident.
[10:11.69]profile 側(cè)面，側(cè)面像
[10:15.67]fluster
[10:20.07]The honking of horns flustered the boy.
[10:30.18]flash
[10:36.94]giggle
[10:39.99]testy 暴躁的，不耐煩的
[10:43.53]in a very testy voice
[10:49.81]contact lense 隱形眼鏡
[10:56.65]重新聽一次故事原文
[10:58.45]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes
[11:00.90]who were training to become detectives.
[11:03.63]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
[11:06.52]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
[11:11.28]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[11:15.22]The first blonde answers,
[11:17.14]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
[11:21.78]The policeman says,
[11:23.56]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
[11:28.39]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
[11:31.21]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
[11:35.65]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[11:39.11]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
[11:42.29]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!"
[11:48.33]The policeman angrily responds,
[11:50.64]"What's the matter with you two?
[11:52.09]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
[11:54.79]because it's a picture of his profile!
[11:57.30]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
[12:00.23]Extremely frustrated at this point,
[12:02.50]he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,
[12:07.51]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
[12:10.53]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
[12:15.10]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
[12:19.25]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."
[12:23.32]The policeman is surprised and speechless
[12:25.70]because he really doesn't know himself
[12:27.49]if the suspect wears contacts or not.
[12:30.54]"Well, that's an interesting answer...
[12:32.33]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
[12:34.70]and I'll get back to you on that."
[12:36.97]He leaves the room and goes to his office,
[12:39.25]checks the suspect's file in his computer,
[12:41.74]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
[12:45.03]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!
[12:47.16]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
[12:50.57]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
[12:55.04]"That's easy," the blonde replied.
[12:57.26]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
[13:15.77]關(guān)鍵詞
[13:18.26]interrogate 詢問
[13:25.21]suspect 嫌疑犯
[13:31.52]profile 側(cè)面
[13:37.34]fluster 驚惶失措
[13:43.86]flash 晃一下
[13:46.75]giggle 格格地笑
[13:49.84]testy 不耐煩的
[13:56.24]contact lenses 隱形眼鏡
[14:00.49]astute 機(jī)敏的
一位警官正在詢問三位想成為偵探的金發(fā)女郎。為了測試她們辨別嫌疑犯的技巧，他讓其中一位看一張照片，五秒鐘后把照片藏了起來。
“這就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么樣能把他再認(rèn)出來?”
這位美女回答，“這太容易了，他只有一只眼睛，我一下就能認(rèn)出他來!”
警官說，“喔……嗯……那是因?yàn)檫@只是他的側(cè)面。”
警官被這個(gè)荒謬的答案搞的有點(diǎn)不知所措，他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃，五秒鐘后問道，“這就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎樣才能把他認(rèn)出來?”
女郎咯咯地傻笑，撩了撩自己的頭發(fā)說，“哈!他太容易被認(rèn)出來了，因?yàn)樗挥幸恢欢?”
警官惱怒地叫起來，“你們兩個(gè)是怎么搞的?他當(dāng)然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵，因?yàn)檫@是他的側(cè)面像!這就是你們最好的答案嗎?”
他很泄氣地給第三位女郎看了照片，很不耐煩地問她，“這是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么樣再認(rèn)出他來?”他迅速又補(bǔ)充了一句，“在給我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想。”
這位美女很專心地看了一會(huì)兒，說，“他戴的是隱形眼鏡。”
警官非常吃驚，一句話也說不出來了，因?yàn)檫B他自己都不知道那個(gè)人是不是戴隱形眼鏡。
“嗯，這個(gè)答案真有意思。你稍等，我去查一下他的檔案，馬上回來。”他離開屋子回到辦公室，查了下電腦中的檔案，喜氣洋洋地回來了。
“哇!我簡直不能相信。是真的!他確實(shí)是戴隱形眼鏡的。你做得太棒了!你怎么會(huì)有這么敏銳的觀察力呢?”
“很簡單啊，”女郎回答說，“他不可能帶普通眼鏡的嘛，因?yàn)樗挥幸恢谎劬鸵恢欢洹?rdquo;
