英語(yǔ)笑話:Mental deficiency 智力缺陷

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[00:16.10]智力缺陷

[00:19.02]"Would you mind telling me, Doctor,"

[00:22.09]Bob asked...

[00:23.67]"how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody

[00:28.05]who appears completely normal?"

[00:31.34]"Nothing is easier," he replied.

[00:34.34]"You ask him a simple question

[00:36.73]which everyone should answer with no trouble.

[00:40.22]If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

[00:44.68]"Well, What sort of question?"

[00:48.77]"Well, you might ask him,

[00:51.10]'Captain Cook made three trips around the world

[00:55.71]and died during one of them. Which one?'

[00:59.97]Bob thought for a moment,

[01:01.96]and then said with a nervous laugh,

[01:06.25]"You wouldn't happen to have another example

[01:09.66]would you?

[01:10.69]I must confess I don't know much about history."

[01:16.10]中文大意

[02:10.93]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)

[02:12.80]mental deficiency 智力缺陷

[02:16.45]deficiency 缺陷，缺乏

[02:23.31]would you mind telling

[02:25.12]would you mind doing sth

[02:39.48]yes

[02:42.40]no

[02:45.61]nothing is easier

[02:52.89]that's very easy

[02:59.39]hesitate 猶豫、躊躇

[03:05.87]put sb. on the track

[03:15.47]you wouldn't happen to have another example

[03:18.21]would you?

[03:34.88]Yes, I would.

[03:39.63]No, I wouldn't.

Mental deficiency

智力缺陷

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

“醫(yī)生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問(wèn)，“對(duì)于一個(gè)看上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再?zèng)]有比這容易的了，”醫(yī)生回答，“問(wèn)他一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，簡(jiǎn)單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問(wèn)什么樣的問(wèn)題呢?”“嗯，你可以這樣問(wèn)，‘庫(kù)克船長(zhǎng)環(huán)球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鮑勃想了一會(huì)兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問(wèn)另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?坦率地說(shuō)，我對(duì)歷史了解的不是很多。”