英語笑話:Breast enhancement 豐胸
A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,"Then how do I do it?" "Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, "How does that make them bigger?" He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
Notes:
1.A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste.
有一個(gè)女人和她丈夫說她想去做隆胸手術(shù)。
breast和chest都可以指胸部，若想要明確地表示男人 或女人的乳房，則可用breast;若要表示胸腔，則可用 chest。
2.He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that."
他告訴地說：“親愛的.你不需要為了那個(gè)動(dòng)手木。”
3.She asks, "Then how do I do it?"
她問道：“那么我要怎么做?”
“then”在這里有“如果是那樣的話，那么”的意思，它也 可以放在句尾，如：How do I do it, then?
4. "Just rub toilet paper between them。"he says.
他說廣只要用衛(wèi)生紙?jiān)谒鼈冎g摩擦就可以了。”
只要是有摩擦的動(dòng)作，通常都可以用mb這個(gè)詞，如：摩擦雙手、揉眼睛.擦藥(化妝品)、擦盤子等。
toilet paper 衛(wèi)生紙
5.She replies, "How does that make them bigger?"
她回答：“那怎么讓它們變大?”
“make +人(物)+形容同或名詞”表示“使某人或物變得 …或成為…”，如：His behavior made me angry.他的行為使 我生氣。He made her his personal assistant.他讓她成為他的 私人助理。
6,He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." 他回答道：“我不知道，但是它對(duì)你的屁股很有效。”
丈夫借此機(jī)會(huì)嘲諷老婆的屁股大。
