《柯南脫口秀》第206期:重要的話題
She can't follow me?I love her on twitter.
她不能關(guān)注我嗎 我喜歡推特上的她
Ok,you're bitter she unfollowed you.
你很難過她取消了關(guān)注
I'm a little bitter,because I like following her twitter,so I like to be followed back.
有點難過 因為我喜歡關(guān)注她的推特 所以我很想要被再次關(guān)注
She tweets all kind of,by the way,no one more than they're talking about her than Lisa Rinna,by the way.
她會發(fā)推特說 我要說一句 沒有人比麗薩更能聊自己的事情了
This will get back to her.yeah.she will probably tweet this.I hope she follows me.
什么都會和她有關(guān)系 是的 她的推文可能是這樣 我希望她能關(guān)注我
She tweets great things like when the Malysian plane went down.
她會發(fā)許多很棒的事情 比如馬航飛機失聯(lián)
Two months later out of nowhere she tweeted,I think something weird happened with that plane.
兩個月后 莫名其妙她發(fā)了推文 我覺得那飛機有點不正常
She's on the case.She's on it.Lisa Rinna is on the case.
她在研究那案子 她在調(diào)查 麗薩·瑞那在調(diào)查那事
You are a huge Taylor swift fan.Yes.Don't you guys love Taylor swift?
你超級喜歡泰勒·斯威夫特 是的 你們難道不喜歡泰勒·斯威夫特嗎
I like Taylor swift.I love her,she's brilliant and she's the most popular singer in the world now.
我喜歡泰勒·斯威夫特 我愛她 她很有才 她是世界上最受歡迎的流行歌手
Here's why I like her.There are so many distrubing,upsetting things,happening in our world,our country,internationally.
我喜歡她的原因是 我們的世界上 我們國家 其他國家 發(fā)生了那么多煩人擾人的事情
But Taylor Swift is writing about the most important topic,what happens when your boyfriend doesn't text you back.
但是泰勒·斯威夫特寫的歌都是有關(guān)最重要的話題 那就是如果你的男朋友不回你短信會怎樣
And I think that's so essential,Conan.
我覺得這是至關(guān)重要的 柯南
You think she's getting to the heart of the matter?Really,I love her.
你覺得他說到了事情的實質(zhì) 真的 我愛她
I actually wrote a song I wanted her to record which I think sounds a lot like a Taylor Swift song.
實際上我寫了一首歌 我想讓她能錄制出來 我覺得很像她的風格
It's called "Clitter and Ribs".and I made a video for it that's online.
叫做《閃光和肋骨》 我為此做了視頻放在網(wǎng)上
