《柯南脫口秀》第201期:很棒的演員
But then once I put on that face and put in the contact lenses.
但是當(dāng)我化完妝 戴上隱形眼鏡后
Cause it was a nose and lips,eyebrows,ears.All subtle but a lot of stuff.
因?yàn)橛斜亲?嘴唇 眉毛 耳朵 都是小東西 但是有很多
and then I'm like ok,yeah,this isn't me anymore.
然后我說好吧 這個(gè)人已經(jīng)不再是我了
Now I can be this guy and talk that tough guy.I'm not going to do it.
現(xiàn)在我能變成他 說那些狠話 我現(xiàn)在不會(huì)說
If you try to do that voice without the nose,I just sound silly.Right,right.
因?yàn)椴淮髦亲訉W(xué)他的嗓音 會(huì)聽起來很傻 對(duì) 對(duì)
I brought some noses.I didn't know.I don't know like,
我拿了一些鼻子來 我不知道 我不知道
I'm curious.you're a great actor.
我只是好奇 你是個(gè)很棒的演員
I'm curious,is that a nose that would transform you if you put that nose on?
我很好奇 這個(gè)鼻子 會(huì)不會(huì)在你戴上以后轉(zhuǎn)變你
Let me see.These are top of the line noses.
讓我試試 這些都是高端鼻子
I bought these from Microsoft this morning.Top of the line.
我今早剛從微軟買的 高端產(chǎn)品
What does it look like?
看起來像什么
So this is like someone who's been punched in the nose a lot of times.Yeah,that's a guy beaten.
這看起來就像一個(gè)鼻子被打了很多次的人 對(duì) 一個(gè)被揍過的人
So this is like,this is like,this is like,don't look at me.Don't look at me.Look over there.
就像這樣 不準(zhǔn)看我 不準(zhǔn)看我 看那邊
Why are you looing at me?Don't look at me.You look like a witch.
你為什么看著我 不準(zhǔn)看我 你看起來像個(gè)巫婆
What if you're talking to this guy here.
如果你跟這個(gè)人說話呢
Holy gee,listen buddy,I don't want trouble with you.You can do some magic.
天吶 聽著老兄 我不想惹你 你會(huì)魔法
That guy is a hawk.I like this one right here.Let's check this one out right here.
這個(gè)人是只鷹 我喜歡這個(gè) 我們看看這個(gè) 瞧瞧
You don't even talk anymore with that nose.You're a magical figure.
戴著那個(gè)鼻子都不用說話了 你就是個(gè)神獸
Come over here,bird.come over here.Come here.
過來 大鳥 過來 過來
