《柯南脫口秀》第189期:首次銀幕觸電
And at the end of it,they put up a clip,and they put up a picture of Jonathan banks and it is me.
最后 他們發(fā)布了一段短片 放上了喬納森·班克斯的照片 結(jié)果是我
So a whole nation wants you captured ant they put your picture up.
所以整個國家都想逮捕你 他們放上了你的照片
Because why?Because someone in the government just googled your name and got that face?
為什么啊 因為政府人員谷歌了你的名字 看到了那張臉嗎
If indeed there is this man,Jonathan banks,that works for the CIA,
如果真有這么個人 中情局工作的喬納森·班克斯
you know,you think he could have at least gotten into touch with me,said sorry about that,you know,
你會想著 他至少可以跟我取得聯(lián)系 說 對此很抱歉
or mayby he feels really good about it,thinking,boy,they don't have my picture,they got that guy's picture.
或者他感覺很棒 想著 天吶 他們沒搜到我的照片 搜到了那個人的照片
That's not something a CIA agent wants to straighten out.
中情局特工可不想澄清這種事
They're got his name and they want your picture up.He's not upset about that.You must scared at all for real?
他們知道了他的名字 但是貼出了你的照片 他對此不會生氣 你真的很害怕嗎
What are you going to do?It's just out there.My wife wasn't really crazy about it.
你還能怎么做 都放出來了 我妻子并不害怕
No,and my mama actually worked for the CIA at a time back in the early 1950's.
不 我媽媽實際上在20世紀(jì)50年代早期是為中情局工作的
Really?yeah.Maybe you are involved.Maybe I am.
真的嗎 是啊 也許真跟你有關(guān) 是啊
You've been acting for over 40 years,your first project,your first appearance on screen was an educational film called,thanks a lot.
你演戲40多年了 你的第一部作品 首次銀幕觸電是一部教育片 名叫 非常感謝
We have to see this.Your parents slap you,huh?I don't know what you're talking about.
我們得看看 你父母扇你耳光 對吧 我不知道你在說什么
We make a lot of these shows and that was weeks ago.Weeks ago.
我們做了很多這種節(jié)目 那是幾周前的事了 幾周前
I'm in the mood for march now.Spring is in the air.Do you think he's going to see this coming?
我現(xiàn)在要過三月了 春天快來了 你們覺得他會料到這句嗎
Acting over 40 years,your first film was an educational film for school systems called "Linda's film on menstration"
你演戲了40多年 第一部電影是一部為了學(xué)校拍的教育片 名叫《琳達關(guān)于月經(jīng)的電影》
Let's take a look at this film.
我們來看看這部電影吧
