《柯南脫口秀》第144期:做合適的事情

If they do,the manager comes and says you shut up or you're out.I do like that.Stern,it's business and that's mean. 如果有人打斷 經(jīng)理會(huì)過來 說要么閉嘴 要么出去 我喜歡 很嚴(yán)厲 這是正事 我就是這樣

When you get to the houses,like perform in a barn,Yeah.There are dogs crapping,children stepping in it,Parents don't, get out of there,Billy.I hate that. 當(dāng)你在別人家里 比如在谷倉表演 嗯 有狗在拉屎 孩子們亂入 父母說 別 走開 比利 我討厭那一切

How can you do comedy when a kid was yelling?Were there kids yelling when you're doing comedy? 孩子們叫嚷時(shí)你怎么表演喜劇啊 你們表演喜劇時(shí)有孩子們叫嚷嗎

Yes,Conan,of course.they are yelling the whole time.What do you do?I do the proper thing as an adult. 是啊 柯南 當(dāng)然啦 他們一直在叫嚷 你怎么做啊 我做的是成年人做的合適的事情

I give the parents a message,to give the child when they're 16 and of age to understand 我給父母一張紙條 讓他們在孩子們16歲的時(shí)候給他們 或者懂事的年紀(jì)

that they had been heckling a and just talks about how awful they are. 他們對(duì)著諧星起哄了 基本上就是在說他們有多糟糕

Going to read this in the furture?Yes,read this in the future.You were terrible and you should konw it.Thank you. 他們以后要讀嗎 是啊 以后要讀 你很糟糕 你該知道 謝謝

So you have been all over the place.You have shot in all kinds of places. 你們一直在到處亂跑 你們在各種地方拍照

You have been on the road.You have been in cars,barns,homes,basements,silos,everywhere. 你們在路上 在車?yán)?谷倉 家里 地下室 豎井 到處都有你們

You name it,you have been there.You must have some great stories.Not really.Don't think so. 任何地方你們都去過 你們肯定有很棒的故事吧 沒有 我想沒有

I can tell a story,yeah,if you want.That's what people do when they come on a talk show,they tell a story.If you have a story,that would be great.  如果你想的話 我可以講個(gè)故事 人們上脫口秀節(jié)目時(shí) 就會(huì)講故事 如果你有故事 那就太棒了