《柯南脫口秀》第119期:用巧克力誘捕熊

They've been using chocolate as bait bears and they may ban it. 他們一直在用巧克力誘捕熊 此舉可能遭禁

They sotpped using chocolate after the traps caught three women going through a breakup. 他們停止了這種行為 是因為陷阱抓到了三個經(jīng)歷分手 正處于低潮的女人

The hunters come，what do you want?I was going to say,they're equally dangerous. 獵人來了 你想干什么 我剛想說 她們也一樣危險

I wanted to talk about something.This is what I do when I'm at home. 我想提件事 我在家就做這個

I watch a lot of TV,you know Andy.yes I do.I watch TV like crazy.I'm a big TV fan.I caught Andy not playing attention. 我經(jīng)常看電視 你知道的 是啊 我特別喜歡看電視 我是個電視粉 我發(fā)現(xiàn)安迪剛剛走神了

You working on your stamp collection over there?I've got some real estate brochures.And he likes,en,yeah,whatever. 你在那邊集郵啊 我拿了些地產(chǎn)宣傳冊 他這樣 嗯 隨你了

I watch a lot of television.One thing I find very helpful when I'm watching TV is that little info button on the cable remote.You know what I'm talking about. 我經(jīng)?？措娨?一件對我很有用的東西 就是遙控器上的信息鍵 大家知道我指的是什么嗎

You push it.It brings up a screen and it tells you what you need to know about the show that you're watching. 一按 就出現(xiàn)一個屏幕 上面介紹了你在看的節(jié)目

So I thought we'd take a look at some info button results in a little piece we call "What am I watching?" 所以我想帶大家看一些信息鍵的結(jié)果 這一節(jié)就叫做《我在看什么》