《柯南脫口秀》第104期:消息網榜單

That's what they do,andy,lists.It's yeah,listicals. 他們就干這個 安迪 公布榜單 是啊 榜單專家

But coming up with all of these lists,that's a lot of pressure. 但想出新榜單 也是種壓力

I'm worrying the good people at buzzfeed are losing steam.I think they're running out of ideas. 我擔心消息網的人已經沒榜單可列了 我覺得他們的點子不夠了

You will see what I mean in this piece we call "Buzzfeed's running out of lists". 在接下來的這個環(huán)節(jié)中 大家就會明白 請看《消息網沒榜單了》

Here's some,here's some buzzfeed lists I saw recently. 這是我最近看到的一些消息網榜單

Look at this one.Seven upskirts of Scottish guys in kilts.That's not a good list.who wants to see that. 看這個 七個穿蘇格拉裙的人的裙底風光 這是什么啊 誰想看這個

That's awful.Look at this one,12 rescue dogs that regret every leaving the pound. 太可怕了 看這個 12只后悔離開狗圈的搜救狗

Look at this one,eight sizzling summer dental dam flavors. 看這個 八種“爽口”的牙用橡皮布口味

Here's one,23 hipsters who drink I.P.A. but doesn't know what it stands for. 這個 23個不知道印度淡啤酒什么意思 還是喝了下去的潮人

I like this one,nine incredibly depressing o faces.That's my o face! 這個我喜歡 9個很讓人郁悶的高潮臉 那是我的高潮臉

here's one,six alpacas that can pass as Llamas.That's a bad list. 還有一個 六只長得像駱馬的羊駝 什么破榜單啊

Look at this one.16 people in who are crushing it. 看看這個 16個要不行了的昏迷病人

Look at this one,11 neanderthals who died feeling unfulfilled. did want more. 看這個 11個死時欲求不滿的尼安德特人 戈德還想要

Look at this one,23 most popular "Star Wars"action figures removed from people's rectums. 看這個 從直腸取出的 23個最受歡迎的《星戰(zhàn)》手辦

I take your as a sign you approve,by the way. 對了 你們驚嘆我就當你們覺得好了