《柯南脫口秀》第98期:西南航空上新聞

I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their by over 10 inches. 但我覺得這沒什么用 因?yàn)樵谙⑿计陂g 美國(guó)人的屁股加寬了近10英寸

This all happens in one second.It just pops out.That's the sound it makes when your explodes.Katai!That's right,write it down. 1秒鐘的事 一下就大了 那就是你屁股爆炸的聲音 卡擦 沒錯(cuò) 相信我

A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103 and says she is now considering going to college. 一名威斯康辛州女子最近拿到了高中畢業(yè)證 她已經(jīng)103歲高齡了 并稱在考慮上大學(xué)

Friends are recommending a two-year college. 朋友們建議她上兩年制的學(xué)校

A new report just came out.I can't make this stuff up. 一項(xiàng)新報(bào)告剛剛出爐 這都不是編的

A new report shows that the typical tourist in Las Vegas,according to , 一項(xiàng)新報(bào)告顯示 拉斯維加斯的普通游客 這是統(tǒng)計(jì)學(xué)數(shù)據(jù)

a typical tourist in Las Vegas is a 45-year-old married person from California. 拉斯維加斯的普通游客是45歲的加州已婚人士

That explains the new motto what happens in Vegas probably also happens in Fresno. 怪不得他們的新座右銘 是維加斯發(fā)生的事 大概也會(huì)在佛雷斯諾上演

There's a woman over here,but also the 45 year old married guy.A women just went,that sounds right. 那邊有個(gè)女人 45歲已婚人士 那女人說 是啊 差不多

I can hear you.That sounds right.That sounds right.You can continue now,conan.You have my permission. 我聽得到哦 是啊 差不多 差不多 繼續(xù)吧 柯南 恩準(zhǔn)你了