《柯南脫口秀》第87期:陷阱帶來(lái)刺激
35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生醬要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生醬
Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 沒(méi)除掉一只負(fù)鼠要收我75美元
Where are you taking the possum? 你要把負(fù)鼠送去哪里
He says I drive them 35 miles away,I let them go in Malibu. 他說(shuō) 我開(kāi)到35英里之外 在馬布里放生
I don't believe a word this guy is telling me. 我才不要相信那家伙的話呢
I think he goes down the block,let's it out. 我覺(jué)得他會(huì)走到街口就把它放掉
He is making 75 dollars on the same possum.I said,do you think I'm ? 然后靠這同一只負(fù)鼠再賺75美元 我說(shuō) 你以為我傻啊
First one we catch,I paint it.I'm the possum. 抓到第一只之后 我要給它噴漆 我要追溯這只負(fù)鼠
The guy came over,I have never seen a blue one before. 那家伙過(guò)來(lái)說(shuō) 我以前沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)藍(lán)色的負(fù)鼠
I say yeah,If I see it again,we're going to have a problem.Now take the thing to Malibu. 我說(shuō) 對(duì) 如果我再見(jiàn)到它 我可不會(huì)放過(guò)你 把它送到馬里布去吧
I don't know if you people ever had like a trap in your yard. 不知道你們家院子里有沒(méi)有陷阱
It brings excitement to the house. 陷阱會(huì)給家里帶來(lái)刺激
A few hours,me and my wife were going to the window.Did we catch anything out there? 幾小時(shí)后 我和老婆走到窗前 我們抓到什么了嗎
