《柯南脫口秀》第84期:朋友的忠告

yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand，your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道 我就是其中之一 我理解 你太太美麗動(dòng)人

She is beatuiful,Everyone who meets my wife,says oh man you lucked out,you idiot.You hit the jackpot. 她很漂亮 所有見過我太太的人都說 你小子真有福 白癡 你中頭彩了

I married above my station.My wife makes the ,doesn't like me to microwave the gravy,because it destroys the integrity of the gravy. 我攀了高枝 我太太親手烹飪?nèi)庵?不讓我用微波爐加熱 這樣破壞肉汁的味道

But I don't care.I'm a gravy guy and I like it hot. 我才不在乎呢 我這人喜歡肉汁 我就喜歡熱著吃

It's coming across,John,It's coming across when you keep saying it like that.I'm telling you as a friend. 這話聽起來 約翰 以你的口氣 這話聽起來很奇怪 這是我作為朋友的忠告

Let me try this,watch this.Hi,I'm a gravy guy. 我這樣試試 看著點(diǎn) 嗨 我這人喜歡肉汁

Does it feel weird?How many days have you been without gravy? 感覺奇怪嗎 你有多少天沒吃肉汁了

I like to save up because we got the holidays coming.I need some gravy. 我想節(jié)約一點(diǎn) 因?yàn)槭フQ節(jié)快到了 我需要肉汁

John.I just turned into the Chris rock.I know.we could do a show an hour just on gravy. 約翰 我變成了克里斯·洛克 是啊 我們可以聊上一小時(shí)的肉汁

would you want your own gravy boat?I like gravy too. 你想要自己的肉汁壺嗎 我也喜歡肉汁

But I don't go around saying I'm a gravy guy.You phony bologna,you would like to. 但我不會(huì)到處說我這人喜歡肉汁 你個(gè)虛偽逼 其實(shí)你很想說

You called me a phony bologna,We don't use that language on cable.we are going to start,a big night. 你管我叫虛偽逼 在有線電視上不能用這種詞匯 那就從現(xiàn)在開始 今晚很精彩

I would like to have extra gravy.I would like to my whole plate in gravy.I get nervous when I see other people using it. 我喜歡多加一些肉汁 我喜歡把滿盤子都浸滿肉汁 我看到別人澆肉汁的時(shí)候會(huì)緊張

I feel bad,because we always host the stray friends and people out here who aren't going back to New York or some place for the holiday. 我感覺很糟糕 因?yàn)槲覀兘?jīng)常會(huì)招待不會(huì)紐約或其他地方過圣誕節(jié)的朋友

We host the strays.And I get my own gravy boat.You have your own?Yes. 我們會(huì)招待外鄉(xiāng)人 我有自己的肉汁壺 你有自己的肉汁壺 對(duì)