《柯南脫口秀》第37期:同性戀

No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 說真的 按我們的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)看 這一期會很不錯

Excellent guests,a lot of fun stuff planned.Much to talk about. 嘉賓很棒 安排了很多好玩的 很多可聊

court is now hearing arguments on gay marriage.That's pretty historic.that's a big deal.that's a big deal. 最高法院在就同性戀婚姻問題聽取意見 歷史性事件 是件大事啊 大事啊

Interesting,true story.during supreme court arguments on same-sex marriage today, 很有趣的真事 今日最高法院就同性戀問題進(jìn)行審議時

one of the conservative justices opposed it,on the grounds that they didn't have gay marriage in ancient Greece. 一位共和黨大法官提出反對 反對理由是古希臘沒有同性戀婚姻

That's true,yeah.As a result,the supreme court has now banned electricity,sushi and pants for men. 真的 結(jié)果最高法院現(xiàn)在禁止了電力 壽司和男士內(nèi)褲

Pants for men are gone.which I am actually,That's all right.I'm more than happy to lose pants. 男士內(nèi)褲被禁了 我其實 這挺好啊 我十分樂意不穿褲子

I have nice feet so sandals are ok with me.you do have a nice feet.Thank you. 我腳長得不錯 穿涼鞋也無所謂 你的腳長得是不錯 謝謝

Today the supreme court arguments regarding gay marriage were interrupted by a man screaming,you will burn in hell. 今天 最高法院就同性戀婚姻問題進(jìn)行審議 但遭到了打斷 因為一名男子大喊 你們會下地獄的

After calming down,justice Scalia said,sorry,haven't had my coffee yet. 將他安撫住后 斯卡利亞大法官說 抱歉 我還沒喝咖啡呢

This is interesting,an anti-gay politician,anti-gay politician,has been caught sending a picture of his penis to another man on grinder. 一則趣聞 一位反同政治家 被逮到在男同版陌陌上給另一名男子發(fā)老二照

Yeah,the lawmaker defended himself saying,I just wanted to show people on grinder what a non-gay penis looked like. 議員辯解稱 我只是想讓用這款軟件的人知道 直男的老二是什么樣

People should appreciate the difference.Yeah,yeah.That's a non-gay penis.Any other men want to see it? 大家該看到這其中的區(qū)別 是啊 這是直男的老二 還有別的男人想看嗎