《柯南脫口秀》第5期:進行巡回宣傳

you're the kind of guy that like，you are not uncomfortable like being , you know? 你是那種 你不介意裸體嗎

Well, it depends on the .Sometimes it's, I think it's super funny. 要看什么環(huán)境了 有時我會覺得這很好玩

You think being mude is funny? Very funny. 你覺得裸體很好玩 非常好玩

Something I used to do a lot then I stopped was I thought，This could go anywhere. 我以前經(jīng)常做一件事 后來不這么干了 這后面的走勢太不好說了

It sounds like there are detectives watching that are forward. 聽上去像是 在聽節(jié)目的警探 都聚精會神了起來

I've been looking for that guy. 我一直找這家伙呢

I used to go into kind of like public restrooms. 我以前會去公共洗手間

I'd stand at a urinal and pull my pants all the way down like a kid. 站在小便器前 把褲子一直脫到腳踝 像孩子那樣 

Really? And stand like a little kid. 真的 站姿也像小孩一樣

As a grown man I would do this and you don't expect to see it.Right.It's funny to me. 但我是作為成年人這么做 這種場面不多見 是吧 我覺得挺好玩的

I have to say a grown man doing that is funny but you're doing this in public? 我得說 成年人這么做是挺好玩的 但你要在公共場合這么做

Well I was. Usually for the of a friend that I might be peeing with. 是啊 一般是為了跟我一起尿尿的朋友

But, you know, the last time I did it I was on a, I was on a press tour with Jason Siegel  我最后一次這么做的時候 我當時在進行巡回宣傳 同行的有杰森·席格爾 

and we were at this much music.I remember it was in Canada, it was like their mtv. We were in the...there uh... 我們當時在加拿大的“好多音樂” 就像他們那邊的MTV臺

I said I had to go to the restroom before we go on air 我說我們做節(jié)目前我得先去趟洗手間

and I knew he was gonna go to the bathroom too so I ran in first and I did it. 我知道他也要去 我先跑進去 這么做了

There was no one else in the bathroom up. 當時廁所里站著的沒有別人