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第十一季 第十三集 |
00:02.82, |
Hey! Look what I got everybody. |
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看看我給大家?guī)裁磥砹?/td>
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00:05.82, |
Newspapers? |
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報紙嗎 |
00:07.22, |
Did you find a portal back to the 1990s? |
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你是找到回90年代的傳送門了嗎 |
00:11.17, |
No. If he had that, he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC |
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不是 如果他有這能耐 早就回去阻止 |
00:13.31, |
from breaking up. |
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超級男孩的解散了 |
00:15.14, |
Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up. |
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拜托 我很慶幸他們解散了 |
00:16.89, |
Otherwise, Justin would never have brought sexy back. |
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不然成員賈斯丁就不會讓"性感回歸[作品]"了 |
00:20.46, |
One thing you can't get on an iPad, |
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平板電腦永遠不會有的東西 |
00:23.42, |
the smell of ink and paper. |
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墨水和紙張的味道 |
00:25.92, |
One more reason iPads are better. |
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又多了一個平板電腦更好的理由 |
00:28.59, |
They reviewed my planetarium show. |
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他們評論了我的天文臺節(jié)目 |
00:31.28, |
Yeah. It's on page three of the Arts and Leisure section. |
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就在藝術(shù)與休閑版的第三頁 |
00:42.15, |
Oh, look, they still have Far Side. |
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看 居然還在刊登知名諷刺漫畫《遠端》 |
00:44.95, |
Oh, I don't get that one. |
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這個笑話我沒懂 |
00:46.68, |
Oh, he's pushing when he should be pulling. |
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他應(yīng)該是要拉而不是推 |
00:50.05, |
I don't think he belongs in that gifted school, then. |
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那我覺得他不應(yīng)該去上那家天才學校 |
00:54.02, |
- What are you doing? - Making a boat. |
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你在干嘛-折紙船 |
00:55.96, |
When I was a kid, my dad showed me how. |
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我小時候我爸教我折的 |
00:57.89, |
Boy, you'll do anything to avoid reading. |
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天啊 為了逃避閱讀 你真是花樣百出 |
01:01.61, |
Guys, it's under "Things to do this weekend." |
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各位 是在"周末可做的活動"欄位里 |
01:04.17, |
I can't find it. What does it say? |
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我找不到啊 寫了什么 |
01:05.96, |
That it's a thing to do this weekend. |
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說值得周末去看一下 |
01:09.47, |
That's great, Raj. Congratulations. |
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很棒啊 拉杰 恭喜你啊 |
01:11.61, |
You know, while we're bragging, |
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趁著在互相顯擺 |
01:13.11, |
The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine |
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《假體醫(yī)學期刊》 |
01:14.92, |
just wrote up the project that Howard and I are working on. |
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報道了我跟霍華德一起合作的項目呢 |
01:17.71, |
Well, you didn't tell me that. |
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你沒跟我說過啊 |
01:19.18, |
Oh, it just came out. It's just a little blurb. |
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才剛出啦 就一小段而已 |
01:21.58, |
Oh, well, good for you. |
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恭喜你啊 |
01:23.35, |
You know, Bert and I have started isolating zircons |
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我跟伯特也開始了從隕石中 |
01:25.63, |
from meteorites for our dark matter search. |
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孤立出皓石來進行暗物質(zhì)的研究 |
01:27.68, |
Oh. Well, how nice. |
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很棒啊 |
01:29.34, |
Everyone's doing impressive work. |
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大家最近的工作都好棒棒啊 |
01:31.33, |
What have you been working on these days? |
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那你最近都在做些什么研究呢 |
01:32.51, |
Whoa, whoa. Where'd that come from? |
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哎喲喂 這一槍是從哪打來的 |
01:35.77, |
Where did what come from? |
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什么槍是哪里打來 |
01:36.80, |
I try to be supportive, |
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我盡量地支持大家 |
01:38.65, |
and you break out the hot lights and the rubber hose. |
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你卻直接對我嚴刑逼供 |
01:42.28, |
I just asked what you've been working on. |
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我只是問了你最近在研究什么 |
01:43.86, |
Oh, my God, let it go. |
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要命了 別問了好嗎 |
01:46.19, |
Do you believe this guy? |
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你看這人 |
01:47.62, |
I did it! |
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我成功啦 |
01:51.92, |
See? It's a... it's a boat. |
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看到?jīng)] 是一艘船 |
01:56.14, |
It's also a hat. |
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還是一頂帽子呢 |
02:27.05, |
Okay, how do you want to play this? |
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來吧 你想怎么來 |
02:28.96, |
Do you want to pretend like nothing's bothering you |
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是假裝你沒有任何煩心事 |
02:30.67, |
and blow up later, or do you just want to be |
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然后之后突然爆發(fā) 還是你干脆一點 |
02:32.37, |
a maniac right now? |
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現(xiàn)在就開始發(fā)瘋 |
02:35.56, |
Nothing is bothering me. |
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我沒有煩心事啊 |
02:38.06, |
Fine. Be that way. |
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行 那就這么著 |
02:40.10, |
If you want to talk, I'll be flushing my sinuses. |
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但如果你想聊 我就在旁邊洗鼻子 |
02:44.58, |
Wait. |
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等等 |
02:46.01, |
I have a confession. |
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我有件事想坦白 |
02:47.89, |
When I berated Leonard, |
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當我怒斥萊納德時 |
02:50.41, |
it was a clever ruse to conceal the fact |
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其實那是我巧妙地掩蓋 |
02:53.29, |
that I'm not working on anything. |
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我最近屁事兒都沒干的煙幕彈 |
02:55.92, |
Well, I think I speak for everyone |
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我覺得我的話能代表大家的心聲 |
02:57.95, |
when I say, "No!" |
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那就是"真的假的" |
03:01.47, |
The truth is I have nothing of interest to pursue. |
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其實我最近沒有任何感興趣的項目 |
03:05.51, |
Well, maybe this is the perfect opportunity |
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或許現(xiàn)在是個很棒的機會 |
03:07.60, |
to take some time for yourself and refocus. |
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來沉淀自己 重新找到方向 |
03:10.35, |
I'm sure you'll find something you're excited about. |
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我相信你一定能找到你感興趣的研究方向 |
03:13.51, |
Thank you, Amy. |
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謝謝你 艾米 |
03:15.33, |
I don't know what I'd do without you. |
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沒有你我真不知道該怎么辦 |
03:18.51, |
Hey, can I stay here? Sheldon kicked me out. |
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我能待在這里嗎 謝爾頓把我踢出來了 |
03:22.19, |
Well, is everything okay? |
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沒事吧 |
03:23.54, |
Yeah. He just wants some alone time to work. |
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沒事啦 他只是想獨處做些工作 |
03:26.01, |
Fine. Make yourself at home. |
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那好 當自己家吧 |
03:27.21, |
Yeah. We were just about to watch a little TV. |
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對啊 我們正打算看點電視節(jié)目 |
03:28.76, |
You're welcome to join us. |
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歡迎你跟我們一起看啊 |
03:29.74, |
Thanks. I'll be right with you. |
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謝謝 我馬上過來看 |
03:31.10, |
I just have to, uh, do my neti pot. |
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等我先洗一下鼻子就行 |
03:43.77, |
So what are you guys gonna watch? |
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你們打算看什么呢 |
03:48.63, |
Okay. |
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好了 |
03:50.57, |
Hey, uh, what do you think we should open our show with? |
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你覺得我們開場應(yīng)該用哪首歌 |
03:52.62, |
Uh, "Thor and Doctor Jones" |
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雷神索爾與博士瓊斯 |
03:54.28, |
or "Let's Get Astrophysical"? |
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還是"更太空物理[親密]點吧" |
03:57.96, |
I don't know. I think we should start with something |
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不知道了 我覺得開場應(yīng)該用 |
03:59.16, |
that gets them up on their feet. |
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會讓他們站起來的熱血歌曲 |
04:01.07, |
Maybe "Sherlock Around the Clock." |
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或許"馬不停蹄夏洛克"吧 |
04:03.98, |
Great, yeah. Uh, let's give it a try. |
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不錯 有道理 來試試 |
04:09.18, |
Halley's napping! Keep it down! |
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哈雷在午睡 小聲點 |
04:11.95, |
Oh. Right. Sorry. |
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好 對不起 |
04:13.83, |
It's cool. We don't need volume to rock. |
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沒事 我們搖滾不靠大聲 |
04:17.15, |
Instead of blowing the roof off this place, |
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不用把屋頂嗨到掀飛 |
04:18.59, |
we can gently lift it off |
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我們就溫柔地舉起屋頂 |
04:20.32, |
and set it quietly down in the backyard. |
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再輕輕將它放到后院 |
04:24.85, |
Okay. |
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好 |
04:25.33, |
One, two, three, four. |
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一 二 三 四 |
04:28.92, |
? 福爾摩斯對華生說話 ? |
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? Holmes said to Watson ? |
04:30.79, |
? 在他們貝克街 ? |
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? On Baker Street ? |
04:32.20, |
? 出發(fā)吧 醫(yī)生 ? |
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? Come on, Doctor ? |
04:33.83, |
? 是時候該出發(fā)了 ? |
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? Time to move them feet ? |
04:35.85, |
Sing it with us. |
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跟我們一起唱 |
04:37.56, |
? 夏洛克 夏洛克 ? |
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? Sherlock, Sherlock ? |
04:39.65, |
? 馬不停蹄夏洛克 ? |
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? Sherlock around the clock ? |
04:41.47, |
We can't hear you. |
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再唱大聲點 |
04:43.11, |
? 夏洛克 夏洛克 ? |
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? Sherlock, Sherlock ? |
04:45.07, |
? 馬不停蹄夏洛克 ? |
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? Sherlock around the clock ? |
04:49.67, |
Nice going. |
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干得漂亮啊 |
04:50.97, |
Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her. |
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對不起 抱歉 我去哄她 |
04:53.86, |
One sec. |
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稍等 |
04:56.62, |
You bought diapers, right? |
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你買尿布了 對吧 |
05:00.40, |
Be right back. |
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馬上回來 |
05:02.49, |
Rock and roll! |
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搖滾萬歲 |
05:08.15, |
Okay. Scratch paper, check. |
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好的 草稿紙 有了 |
05:11.08, |
Whiteboard, check. |
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白板 有了 |
05:12.60, |
Chex Mix, check. |
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綜合零嘴 有了 |
05:15.87, |
And here we go. |
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正式開始 |
05:20.15, |
Oh, dang it. |
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靠 |
05:23.56, |
Hello, Mother. |
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你好啊 媽媽 |
05:24.84, |
Hi there, Shelly. You will never believe |
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你好啊 謝利 你絕對想不到 |
05:26.57, |
who I ran into at the barbecue festival. |
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燒烤節(jié)上我遇見誰了 |
05:29.77, |
I am right in the middle of some very important work. |
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我正忙著很重要的工作呢 |
05:32.29, |
I don't have time for this right now. |
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我現(xiàn)在沒空聊這些有的沒的 |
05:34.39, |
Then why did you answer the phone? |
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那你為什么接我電話 |
05:37.18, |
Because you raised me to be polite. |
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因為你教育我做人要有禮貌 |
05:38.40, |
Now stop bothering me. |
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不要再打擾我了 |
06:09.99, |
Hello again. |
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再次問好 |
06:12.75, |
Who did you see at the barbecue festival? |
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你在燒烤節(jié)上遇到誰了 |
06:15.27, |
Mr. Watkins. |
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沃特金斯先生 |
06:17.11, |
Really? |
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不是吧 |
06:18.42, |
You called me and interrupted my work to tell me |
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你在我工作到一半的時候打電話打擾我 |
06:20.75, |
that you ran into somebody you could plausibly run into? |
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就為了這個你本來就有可能遇到的人嗎 |
06:23.59, |
I'm sorry, Mother, I really need to focus here. |
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對不起 媽 我真的得專心工作了 |
06:26.05, |
I will speak to you next week. |
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我下周再跟您聯(lián)系 |
06:27.57, |
Okay, sweetheart. I'll talk to you then. |
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好 親愛的 我們下周聊 |
06:39.58, |
I thought Mr. Watkins moved to Florida. |
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沃特金斯先生不是搬去佛羅里達了嗎 |
06:42.70, |
He did. He was back visiting his son. |
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是啊 他回來看他兒子 |
06:45.97, |
Oh, gosh darn it, that is interesting. |
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要親命了 還真是有趣 |
06:49.15, |
Was it Tommy or Joe? |
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是看湯米還是看喬 |
06:50.41, |
I bet it was Joe, 'cause he and Tommy had a falling out |
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應(yīng)該是看喬吧 他跟湯米因為 |
06:52.15, |
over that time-share. |
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分時度假的事鬧了不愉快 |
06:56.24, |
You guys do anything fun after dinner? |
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你們昨天晚餐后有做什么好玩的事嗎 |
06:58.21, |
Well, actually Amy came back over and we hung out. |
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艾米后來又回我家 我們一起玩了 |
07:00.71, |
Did you know that we're both spelling bee champs? |
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你知道我們都曾是拼字比賽冠軍嗎 |
07:02.99, |
We stayed up for hours trying to stump each other. |
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我們熬了好幾個小時試圖打敗對方 |
07:06.85, |
Who won? |
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誰贏了 |
07:07.87, |
Oh, she thought she had me with "Appoggiatura," |
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她以為她能用花音[裝飾音的一種]打敗我 |
07:10.79, |
but I shut that down expeditiously. |
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但我以迅雷不及掩耳之勢滅了她 |
07:13.81, |
E-x-p-e-d-i-t-i-o-u-s-l-y. |
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卂辶雨田不及扌奄耳之執(zhí)力 |
07:16.59, |
Expeditiously. |
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迅雷不及掩耳之勢 |
07:20.06, |
I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes. |
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我猜你"威猛"的樣子讓佩妮寬衣解帶 |
07:24.24, |
Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early. |
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再換上睡衣早早睡覺去了吧 |
07:27.63, |
At, like, 9:00. |
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對啊 九點就去睡了 |
07:31.58, |
Oh, are we still on for band practice this evening? |
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我們今晚還練團嗎 |
07:33.83, |
Oh, shoot. |
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我靠 |
07:35.26, |
I promised I would take Halley over to Bernadette's parents. |
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我答應(yīng)了帶哈雷去我岳父岳母家 |
07:38.58, |
- Dude, the gig is, like, next weekend. - I know. |
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-兄弟 表演就在下周末呢 -我知道 |
07:41.14, |
I'm sorry. I really want to do this, |
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對不起 我真的很想好好演出 |
07:43.17, |
but I just don't think I have the time. |
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但我好像真的沒有時間 |
07:46.05, |
Okay. I-I guess I'll have to cancel. |
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好吧 那我可能只能取消演出了 |
07:48.48, |
Toby Greenbaum will have to become a man without us. |
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托比·格林鮑姆不能在我們的加持下長大了 |
07:51.98, |
Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs. |
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太可惜了 你們可是成年禮之王啊 |
07:54.32, |
And other events that people can't leave. |
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在其他觀眾不能隨意離開的活動也是一霸 |
07:58.74, |
I don't want to be the one who breaks up the band. |
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我不想成為拆散樂隊的人 |
08:01.82, |
You know, maybe you should... |
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但或許你應(yīng)該... |
08:04.42, |
think about replacing me. |
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想想找誰來代替我 |
08:06.14, |
Okay.-I mean, |
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好啊-我意思是 |
08:09.03, |
I know it'll be hard since we... |
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我知道這很難 因為我們... |
08:10.83, |
Oh, I bet Bert could do it. He plays guitar. |
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我覺得伯特能行 他會彈吉他 |
08:13.49, |
I'm gonna go ask him. |
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我去問問他 |
08:17.33, |
I guess he forgot that I play the cello. |
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我猜他忘了我會拉大提琴 |
08:21.49, |
I-I don't think he did. |
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我覺得他并沒有忘 |
08:26.34, |
Okay, I think it's ready. |
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好了 我覺得已經(jīng)準備就緒 |
08:28.17, |
Should we put on safety goggles? |
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我們要戴護目鏡嗎 |
08:29.65, |
Well, the funnest fun is the safest fun, so yes. |
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最安全的樂子就是最有趣的樂子 當然戴 |
08:35.00, |
Oh, Amy, you're here... again. |
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艾米你又... 返場啦 |
08:38.39, |
Yeah, Sheldon said he needed another night to work, |
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謝爾頓說他需要再多一晚獨處工作 |
08:40.54, |
so I said I'd give him some space. |
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所以我就說那我給他空間 |
08:42.32, |
So what's all this? |
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這是在干嘛 |
08:43.37, |
Well, Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects, |
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我跟艾米在聊以前做過的科學展覽報告 |
08:46.11, |
and how fun it would be to recreate them. |
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然后就想到重新做一次會多有意思 |
08:47.81, |
We're making hot ice. |
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我們要做熱冰 |
08:49.47, |
It's pretty cool. |
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很酷[冷] |
08:50.68, |
Nice one. |
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好哏 |
08:53.60, |
Turns out we both did this |
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我們發(fā)現(xiàn)我們兩人 |
08:54.73, |
as our science fair projects in ninth grade. |
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都為九年級的科學展覽報告做了這個 |
08:56.99, |
Do you remember any of your high school projects? |
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你還記得你高中時期做過什么嗎 |
08:58.87, |
Uh, well, I remember telling Jenny Runyon |
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我還記得跟珍妮·魯尼恩說 |
09:02.89, |
that I would teach her how to flirt with boys |
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我愿意教她怎么勾引男生 |
09:04.81, |
if she put my name on her project. |
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只要她在科學報告上寫我名字就行 |
09:06.60, |
I got an "A," She got pregnant. |
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我喜獲了"A" 她喜獲麟兒 |
09:10.57, |
Girls like you are why I had to come straight home after school. |
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你這樣的女孩害我放學得立刻回家 |
09:15.35, |
Check this out. |
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看好了 |
09:18.44, |
Look at that. |
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我看看 |
09:20.20, |
Wow, that's amazing. |
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這好厲害啊 |
09:22.65, |
The crystallization is an exothermic process, |
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它的結(jié)晶是一種放熱過程 |
09:24.84, |
so the ice is actually hot. |
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所以這個冰是熱的 |
09:26.43, |
- I won first place for this. - So did I. |
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這作品讓我得了第一-我也是 |
09:28.45, |
I threw Jenny's baby shower. |
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我為珍妮舉辦了迎嬰派對 |
09:31.55, |
Oh, hey, in seventh grade, |
|
七年級的時候 |
09:33.03, |
I built a cobra wave. You want to do that? |
|
我做了眼鏡蛇波 你想來做這個嗎 |
09:34.97, |
Oh, we can come up with a wave speed formula, |
|
我們可以想出波速公式 |
09:37.27, |
and see how accurately we can predict the amplitude. |
|
看看我們能多精準地預(yù)測它的振幅 |
09:39.42, |
Wow, I didn't think anything could top |
|
哇 我還以為昨晚的 |
09:40.87, |
last night's spelling bee, but here comes math. |
|
拼字大賽已經(jīng)登峰造極 但數(shù)學更無聊一籌啊 |
09:44.48, |
I'm sorry, we-we don't have to do more experiments. |
|
抱歉 我們可以不繼續(xù)做實驗 |
09:47.01, |
Let's do something we can all enjoy. |
|
來做點我們大家都喜歡做的事吧 |
09:49.18, |
Hey, uh, you want to watch that show you like |
|
你想來看你喜歡的那個節(jié)目 |
09:51.35, |
where people want to buy a house and then they do? |
|
就是有人想買房子 然后就去買了的節(jié)目嗎 |
09:55.18, |
No, no, you guys do your experiments. |
|
不不不 你們做實驗吧 |
09:56.79, |
I'll go pick up dinner. |
|
我去帶晚飯回來 |
09:57.77, |
Are you sure? |
|
你確定嗎 |
09:58.44, |
Yeah, you're having science fun, |
|
對啊 你們在享受科學 |
09:59.73, |
and I don't want to interfere, or watch you. |
|
我不想打擾你們 也不想看 |
10:11.15, |
Did I actually do it? |
|
我真的算出來了嗎 |
10:13.88, |
I did. I did. |
|
真的耶 真的 |
10:20.65, |
The answer is one in 18 million. |
|
答案是1800萬分之一 |
10:23.12, |
What is? |
|
什么東西是 |
10:25.34, |
The odds of you running into Mr. Watkins. |
|
你遇見沃特金斯先生的幾率啊 |
10:28.67, |
Oh, Shelly. I have bad news. |
|
謝利 我有個壞消息 |
10:30.77, |
Mr. Watkins passed this morning. |
|
沃特金斯先生今早去世了 |
10:34.82, |
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. |
|
我很遺憾 |
10:36.93, |
I know. What are the odds of that? |
|
是啊 得什么幾率才碰到這種事啊 |
10:40.73, |
Call you back. |
|
晚點打給你 |
10:48.57, |
Now let's calculate the amplitude! |
|
現(xiàn)在我們來計算振幅吧 |
10:50.37, |
All right! |
|
好噠 |
10:58.23, |
Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon? |
|
謝爾頓 謝爾頓 謝爾頓 |
11:04.53, |
It's annoying when you do it. |
|
你學我這么敲時很煩人 |
11:07.33, |
I brought pizza. |
|
我給你帶了披薩 |
11:08.59, |
Oh, thank you. |
|
謝謝 |
11:10.82, |
I have been working pretty hard. |
|
我一直在埋頭苦干 |
11:12.23, |
I-I could use a break. |
|
也該休息一下了 |
11:14.04, |
What's that? |
|
那是什么 |
11:15.23, |
Oh, yeah, that is an experiment |
|
那個啊 是一個實驗 |
11:17.31, |
to see how many parallelograms I could draw |
|
看看我憋著氣不呼吸時 |
11:20.10, |
while holding my breath. |
|
能畫幾個平行四邊形 |
11:23.03, |
Is that where you blacked out? |
|
你是在那個地方昏過去的嗎 |
11:26.27, |
No, actually, |
|
不 其實 |
11:27.68, |
that's where I blacked out. |
|
那里才是我真正昏過去的地方 |
11:31.24, |
And this? |
|
這個呢 |
11:32.40, |
That is a list |
|
這是一張清單 |
11:33.69, |
of all the different types of natural disasters. |
|
上面列出了全部不同類型的自然災(zāi)害 |
11:36.79, |
Fire-quake? |
|
火震 |
11:39.30, |
I made that one up. |
|
那個是我瞎編的 |
11:41.62, |
Which I shouldn't have, because now I'm scared of it. |
|
其實我不該這么做 現(xiàn)在我害怕它真會發(fā)生 |
11:44.89, |
Hey, I thought you were working on actual science. |
|
我還以為你研究的是真正的科學呢 |
11:47.35, |
I am. |
|
是啊 |
11:48.24, |
I'm trying to come up with a new approach to dark matter, |
|
我試圖想出研究暗物質(zhì)的新思路 |
11:50.87, |
but people keep distracting me. |
|
但總有人讓我分心 |
11:52.54, |
First, my mother kept answering the phone when I called, |
|
首先是我媽 我一打電話她就接 |
11:54.94, |
even though she knew I was busy. |
|
即便她知道我忙得不行 |
11:57.14, |
And now you show up with my favorite shape of food-- |
|
而現(xiàn)在你又帶著我最喜歡的形狀食物出現(xiàn) |
11:59.42, |
a circle made of triangles served in a square box. |
|
由三角形組成的圓形被裝進正方形的盒子里 |
12:03.83, |
Maybe I'll just eat this in the laundry room. |
|
要不我還是去洗衣房吃算了 |
12:05.61, |
No, no. Wait. |
|
別別 等等 |
12:06.86, |
You don't have to go, |
|
你不用走 |
12:07.76, |
as long as you sit quietly and don't say anything. |
|
你只要乖乖坐好別出聲就行 |
12:10.98, |
Fine. |
|
好吧 |
12:19.58, |
Good. |
|
好吃 |
12:25.73, |
Are you mocking me? |
|
你是在模仿嘲諷我嗎 |
12:27.54, |
on the nose[在鼻子上/說對了] |
|
|
12:32.85, |
Hey, you want to hear one of my geology songs? |
|
你想不想聽我其中一首地質(zhì)學歌 |
12:36.52, |
So it's about rocks? |
|
是關(guān)于巖石的嗎 |
12:38.00, |
Better. It's about a boulder. |
|
比這厲害多了 是關(guān)于巨石的 |
12:41.04, |
Isn't that the same thing? |
|
本質(zhì)不都是石頭嗎 |
12:42.67, |
Far from it. |
|
遠非如此 |
12:43.83, |
A boulder has a diameter greater than 25.6 centimeters. |
|
巨石的直徑通常大于25.6厘米 |
12:48.02, |
Is that fact in the song? |
|
這知識也在那歌里嗎 |
12:50.17, |
No. |
|
沒有 |
12:52.04, |
Yes. |
|
有啦 |
12:55.25, |
It's sung from the viewpoint of the boulder |
|
歌詞唱的是追趕 |
12:57.15, |
that chases Indiana Jones. |
|
印第安納·瓊斯的那塊巨石 |
12:55.25, |
《奪寶奇兵1》中曾出現(xiàn)主角被巨石窮追不舍的經(jīng)典橋段 |
|
|
12:59.24, |
That's right up our alley. Let's hear it. |
|
那正好符合我們的風格 唱來聽聽吧 |
13:05.02, |
? 秘魯深處 獨守古廟 ? |
|
? Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru ? |
13:09.71, |
? 巨石如我 無事可做 ? |
|
? A giant stone ball with nothing much to do ? |
13:13.38, |
? 誰敢偷我神像 ? |
|
? But if you steal my idol ? |
13:16.60, |
? 直接把你壓扁 ? |
|
? I will roll right over you ? |
13:20.41, |
? 因為我是六噸重的花崗巖和云母片巖 ? |
|
? 'Cause I'm six tons of granite and micaceous schist ? |
13:24.95, |
? 沒錯 六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
|
? Yeah, I'm six tons of granite and ? |
13:27.95, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
|
? Micaceous schist ? |
13:29.57, |
? 因為我是六噸重的花崗巖和云母片巖 ? |
|
? Yeah, I'm six tons of granite and, uh, micaceous schist ? |
13:33.94, |
? 沒錯 六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
|
? Yeah, I'm six tons of granite ? |
13:36.60, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
|
? And, uh, micaceous schist ? |
13:40.45, |
So, I think if we want to predict the height of the wave, |
|
我覺得如果想預(yù)測起伏的高度 |
13:43.61, |
we need to use elasticity theory |
|
我們需要用到彈性理論 |
13:45.73, |
and model the lattice |
|
還要將格架作為 |
13:46.85, |
as one continuous flexible piece. |
|
一個連續(xù)柔性塊的模型 |
13:49.30, |
This is fun. |
|
這真有意思 |
13:50.63, |
Playing with Popsicle sticks, |
|
一邊玩冰棒棍 |
13:52.30, |
exploring ways to store kinetic energy. |
|
一邊探索存儲動能的方式 |
13:54.67, |
It's like preschool all over again. |
|
仿佛又回到了幼兒園 |
13:57.78, |
Except now if I eat paste, it's because I want to, |
|
除了現(xiàn)在如果我要吃漿糊 是因為我想吃 |
14:00.01, |
not because Craig Schultz is making me. |
|
而不是因為克雷格·舒爾茨逼我 |
14:03.90, |
Hey, can I ask you a question? |
|
我能問你個問題嗎 |
14:05.40, |
Is it, "Where was the teacher?" |
|
是要問"當時老師在哪兒"嗎 |
14:06.67, |
She was in the bathroom smoking, that's where. |
|
她在洗手間抽煙呢 就是那兒 |
14:10.32, |
It wasn't, but I'm glad to see you've moved on. |
|
不是啦 不過我很高興你走出陰霾了 |
14:14.42, |
I was gonna ask if being married felt any different. |
|
我本來是要問 結(jié)婚不結(jié)婚有什么不一樣 |
14:17.61, |
Oh. Uh... not really. |
|
好像...沒什么不一樣 |
14:21.29, |
Sorry. That probably wasn't the answer you were looking for. |
|
抱歉 這可能不是你想聽到的答案 |
14:23.75, |
No, actually it is. |
|
不 恰恰就是 |
14:26.00, |
I mean, Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now, |
|
我的意思是 我和謝爾頓現(xiàn)在的感情非常好 |
14:28.75, |
and I just, I don't want anything to mess that up. |
|
我不想讓任何事情破壞它 |
14:31.80, |
You do remember you're here |
|
你沒忘記你之所以在這兒 |
14:33.04, |
because he kicked you out of your apartment? |
|
是因為他把你從你們家踢出來吧 |
14:36.35, |
Yes. |
|
沒忘啊 |
14:37.63, |
His work is important to him. |
|
他的工作對他很重要 |
14:40.04, |
It's one of the things I find |
|
這正是我覺得他 |
14:41.49, |
the sexiest about him. |
|
性感的地方之一 |
14:43.75, |
Well, that and... |
|
這個還有... |
14:51.60, |
...his butt. |
|
他的小翹臀 |
14:55.88, |
And then I was thinking about |
|
那時我在考慮要不要 |
14:57.21, |
inventing a new dark matter particle |
|
創(chuàng)造一種新的暗物質(zhì)粒子 |
14:59.26, |
to evade the omega baryon constraints, |
|
避開Ω粒子約束 |
15:01.36, |
but that just seems like something anyone could come up with. |
|
但那沒難度 感覺隨便一個人都能想出來 |
15:05.65, |
Agreed. |
|
同意 |
15:07.98, |
You know what's blowing my mind? |
|
你知道什么讓我驚訝嗎 |
15:10.09, |
Somebody thought about putting cheese in this crust. |
|
居然有人想出把芝士塞進披薩邊里 |
15:15.82, |
I just wish I could find something that excites me. |
|
我就是希望我能找到能引起我興趣的事物 |
15:19.05, |
You do understand that crust doesn't normally |
|
你能理解通常披薩邊里面 |
15:21.33, |
come with cheese in it? |
|
是不會有芝士的吧 |
15:24.29, |
Okay, all right, look. |
|
好吧好吧 聽著 |
15:25.70, |
What got you excited about dark matter in the first place? |
|
暗物質(zhì)一開始是哪點吸引了你的興趣 |
15:29.12, |
Well, I left string theory, |
|
當時我放棄了弦理論 |
15:31.92, |
which I'd been working on for a long time, |
|
那個方向其實我已經(jīng)研究了很長時間了 |
15:33.79, |
and everyone was talking about how cool dark matter was, |
|
人人都在談?wù)摪滴镔|(zhì)有多酷 |
15:36.81, |
and I thought, "Well, sure, I'll give that a whirl" |
|
于是我就想 "行吧 我來試試" |
15:39.78, |
So it's your rebound science? |
|
所以它是你的備胎科學 |
15:44.21, |
What's that? |
|
什么意思 |
15:45.38, |
Well, not the science you spend the rest of your life with, |
|
意思就是 暗物質(zhì)不是你想共度余生的科學 |
15:47.68, |
but the one you use to make yourself feel pretty again. |
|
只是能讓你重新自我感覺良好 |
15:53.43, |
Well, if I'm being honest, |
|
如果要我老實說 |
15:54.97, |
I never forgot about string theory. |
|
其實我從沒忘掉過弦理論 |
15:57.07, |
It's remarkable. |
|
它太出色了 |
15:58.38, |
It's the closest we've come to a theory of everything, |
|
它是目前我們最接近能解釋一切的一種理論 |
16:01.34, |
something even Einstein couldn't figure out. |
|
甚至連愛因斯坦都想不明白 |
16:04.24, |
Well, if he couldn't figure it out, maybe it's just wrong. |
|
如果他都想不明白 或許其本身就是錯的 |
16:08.35, |
But it's so elegant. |
|
但它那么優(yōu)雅 |
16:09.73, |
I mean, look, string theory posits |
|
我是說 聽著 弦理論假定 |
16:13.14, |
that the fundamental particles we see in three dimensions |
|
我們在三維空間看見的基本粒子 |
16:16.13, |
are actually strings embedded in multidimensional space-time. |
|
其實是嵌在多維時空的弦 |
16:22.02, |
Interesting. |
|
有意思 |
16:24.93, |
So that would mean... |
|
所以那就是說... |
16:27.97, |
that... |
|
那個... |
16:31.05, |
Can't do this by myself, buddy. |
|
該配合我的演出你視而不見 |
16:43.44, |
What is happening? |
|
你在搞什么鬼 |
16:47.12, |
I was trying not to wake you. |
|
我試著盡量不吵醒你 |
16:48.70, |
Did it work? |
|
成功了嗎 |
16:51.51, |
Sorry. |
|
抱歉 |
16:52.57, |
I just realized, |
|
我剛意識到 |
16:54.51, |
now that I'm not in the band, |
|
現(xiàn)在我不組樂隊了 |
16:55.73, |
I can focus on my own music. |
|
我可以專注搞我自己的音樂了 |
16:58.56, |
You know? Go solo. |
|
就是單飛啊 |
17:02.90, |
You said you were taking a break from the band |
|
你說你是暫別樂隊 |
17:04.42, |
to help with me and the baby. |
|
好照顧我和寶寶 |
17:06.40, |
Yes, and write an astronaut musical. |
|
對啊 還有寫一出宇航員音樂劇 |
17:10.19, |
Picture this. The curtain opens. |
|
想象一下 幕布拉開 |
17:12.15, |
There's a lone astronaut floating |
|
一位宇航員獨自飄浮在 |
17:14.35, |
in the inky blackness of space. |
|
漆黑的太空 |
17:15.81, |
Maybe wires, maybe fog. |
|
或許有各種線 或許有霧 |
17:18.07, |
I'll let the director figure that out. |
|
這交給導(dǎo)演去想吧 |
17:21.68, |
? 真不知道何時 ? |
|
? I really don't know when ? |
17:24.68, |
? 我會缺氧而...死 ? |
|
? I'll run out of oxy... gen. ? |
17:32.35, |
Good news! I'm back in the band! |
|
好消息 我重回樂隊了 |
17:35.23, |
So, Bernadette doesn't mind? |
|
伯納黛特不介意了嗎 |
17:37.07, |
It was her idea! |
|
是她提議讓我回來的 |
17:42.32, |
So it's sort of like a guitar string, |
|
所以這有點像吉他弦 |
17:44.40, |
but instead of making an actual sound, |
|
但它不會發(fā)出真正的聲音 |
17:46.47, |
each vibration is a different particle. |
|
每一次振動是一種不同的粒子 |
17:48.80, |
Precisely. And when you express it in 11 dimensions, |
|
完全正確 當你在11維空間彈時 |
17:52.31, |
Einstein's relativity equations pop out. |
|
愛因斯坦的相對論方程會出現(xiàn) |
17:54.54, |
Does that sound like a coincidence? |
|
那聽起來像是巧合嗎 |
17:55.76, |
- It does not. - Yup. |
|
不像-對 |
17:58.34, |
That's what I think. |
|
我就是這么想的 |
18:00.34, |
So, so, did we do it? Did we just solve string theory? |
|
所以我們成功了嗎 我們剛是解出了弦理論嗎 |
18:04.61, |
I appreciate your enthusiasm, |
|
我不想打擊你的熱情 |
18:07.06, |
but this is not the sort of thing |
|
但這可不是我們 |
18:08.43, |
we can figure out in a night. |
|
一晚上就能想明白的事情 |
18:09.80, |
People have been stuck on this for decades. |
|
人們研究了好幾十年都沒有突破呢 |
18:11.90, |
Well, decades? Really? |
|
幾十年 太扯了吧 |
18:13.62, |
It's-it's a string. How hard can it be? |
|
不就是一根弦嗎 能有多難啊 |
18:16.98, |
It's straight, it's in a loop, |
|
它是直的 循環(huán)的 |
18:18.60, |
it gets knotted up with other strings. Uh... |
|
跟其他弦打結(jié)系在一起 |
18:20.89, |
Well, actually there are no knots |
|
其實超過四維后 |
18:22.85, |
in anything greater than four dimensions. |
|
任何事物不可能存在結(jié)點 |
18:24.99, |
Ooh, unless |
|
除非... |
18:27.29, |
we get around that by considering them as sheets. |
|
我們繞過這一點 把結(jié)點看成片狀 |
18:31.39, |
You know, topologically speaking, |
|
拓撲地來說 |
18:33.12, |
that has a lot of interesting possibilities. |
|
那就有很多有趣的可能性了 |
18:36.42, |
See? How long did that take me, like a minute? |
|
瞧 我花了多長時間 有一分鐘嗎 |
18:44.79, |
Thought you were getting us dinner. |
|
我以為你去給我們帶飯了呢 |
18:46.01, |
Sorry. I had to stop at Sheldon's |
|
抱歉 我在謝爾頓家待了一陣 |
18:47.59, |
and help him solve string theory. |
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幫忙他解決弦理論 |
18:54.54, |
What? |
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什么 |
18:56.98, |
Yeah, turns out the answer's knots. |
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是啊 結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)答案是結(jié)點 |
18:59.70, |
That's cute, but you can't have knots |
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想法挺可愛 但超過四維后 |
19:01.46, |
in more than four dimensions. |
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不可能存在結(jié)點 |
19:02.98, |
Mm, you can if you consider them sheets. |
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如果你將其看成片狀就存在啊 |
19:06.32, |
Good night. |
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晚安啦 |
19:17.81, |
What up, my Hebrews and She-brews?! |
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各位好 我的希伯來弟和希伯來妹 |
19:22.49, |
We are Footprints on the Moon. |
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我們是月球足跡樂隊 |
19:26.45, |
Toby, today you are a man, |
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托比 今天你成年了 |
19:28.38, |
and you will face many obstacles in life. |
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今后你會在生活中面臨很多障礙 |
19:30.73, |
And some of those obstacles are gonna feel like boulders. |
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有一些障礙會讓你覺得猶如巨石 |
19:36.36, |
This first song is about the greatest boulder |
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第一首歌是關(guān)于電影史上 |
19:39.26, |
in the history of cinema. |
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最偉大的巨石 |
19:43.00, |
One, two, three. |
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一 二 三 |
19:49.96, |
? 秘魯深處 獨守古廟 ? |
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? Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru ? |
19:54.47, |
? 巨石如我 無事可做 ? |
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? A giant stone ball with nothing much to do ? |
19:59.08, |
? 誰敢偷我神像 ? |
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? But if you steal my idol ? |
20:01.95, |
? 直接把你壓扁 ? |
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? I will roll right over you ? |
20:05.60, |
? 因為我是六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
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? 'Cause I'm six tons of granite ? |
20:08.10, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
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? And micaceous schist ? |
20:10.52, |
? 沒錯 六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
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? Yeah, I'm six tons of granite and ? |
20:13.19, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
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? Micaceous schist ? |
20:17.82, |
? 我要壓碎你 我要碾扁你 ? |
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? I'm gonna crush you, I'm gonna mush you ? |
20:20.12, |
? 你偷我神像 你尸體已涼 ? |
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? You took my idol, I'm homicidal ? |
20:22.49, |
? 我要把你碾得肝腦涂地 ? |
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? Gonna roll over you till your brains come out ? |
20:25.09, |
? 壓得你骨頭粉碎 血肉橫飛 ? |
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? And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout! ? |
20:29.22, |
I'm not just a rock, baby, |
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我不僅僅是塊石頭 寶貝 |
20:31.00, |
I'm also a boulder. |
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我還是塊巨石 |
20:38.01, |
? 因為我是六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
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? 'Cause I'm six tons of granite ? |
20:41.13, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
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? Micaceous schist ? |
20:43.09, |
? 沒錯 六噸重的花崗巖 ? |
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? Yeah, I'm six tons of granite and ? |
20:46.00, |
? 和云母片巖 ? |
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? Micaceous schist ? |