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Uh, One dumpling left. Who wants it? |
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呃 還剩一個餃子 誰要 |
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Maybe you should offer it to the pregnant lady. |
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也許你應該讓給懷孕的女士 |
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And that would be... |
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所以要留給誰 |
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Me, Sheldon. |
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我 謝爾頓 |
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I'm obviously pregnant. |
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顯然我是孕婦 |
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Well, you never said it to my face. |
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你可從來沒有當我面說過 |
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And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant, |
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而且上次我以為某個女人懷孕了 |
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it did not go over well. |
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結果慘不忍睹 |
0:00:23.02, |
Yeah, I'm still mad at you. |
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是的 我現(xiàn)在還生你氣 |
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You were drinking water instead of wine. |
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你那時在喝白水 而不是酒 |
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What was I supposed to think? |
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那我應該怎么想 |
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Sheldon's right. |
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謝爾頓是對的 |
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I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant, |
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我就從來不問女人她是否懷孕了 |
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unless she tells me or I see a human being |
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除非她告訴我了 或者我看到一個人類 |
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wiggling out of her. |
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從她子宮里蠕動出來 |
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Well, Sheldon, I'm pregnant. |
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好吧 謝爾頓 我懷孕了 |
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Congratulations. How far along are you? |
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恭喜你 多久了 |
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About three months. |
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大概三個月了 |
0:00:45.67, |
Only three? |
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只有三個月嗎 |
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Good gravy, how many babies are in there? |
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好家伙 里面有多少個小孩兒 |
0:00:53.28, |
Okay, let's talk about something |
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好了 我們還是談些 |
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that won't infuriate my pregnant wife. |
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不會激怒我有孕在身的老婆的事兒吧 |
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I read an interesting fact about elephants. |
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我看到過一個關于大象的有趣故事 |
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Try again. |
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再換個話題 |
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Oh, I've got something. |
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噢我來說好了 |
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I'm being interviewed on public radio this Friday. |
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我被邀請這周五去公共廣播電臺接受采訪 |
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Oh, cool. How come? |
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棒 為什么啊 |
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Uh, the university is trying to get more funding |
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呃 學校想要為物理系多爭取些 |
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for the physics department, |
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資金支持 |
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so they want me to go out and talk it up. |
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所以他們讓我出面宣傳宣傳 |
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Really? You? |
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真的嗎 讓你去 |
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Well, they picked the right person for the job. |
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好吧 他們選對了人 |
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Thank you. |
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謝謝你 |
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I think he bought it. |
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他竟然相信了 |
0:01:26.02, |
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, |
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宇宙最初并不大 高溫高密亂如麻 |
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait. |
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一百四十億年前 突如其來大爆炸 等一下 |
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The Earth began to cool, |
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地球開始降溫啦 |
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The autotrophs began to drool, |
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自養(yǎng)生物霸天下 |
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Neanderthals developed tools, |
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穴居人民有文化 |
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We built a wall, we built the pyramids, |
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我們建造古長城 我們建造金字塔 |
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Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, |
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數(shù)學科學和歷史 揭開神秘的面紗 |
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That all started with the big bang! |
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世間之萬物 源于大爆炸 |
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生活大爆炸 |
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第十一季 第二集 |
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Hi, I'm Ira Flatow, and this is Science Friday. |
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嗨 我是艾瑞·弗雷托 這里是科學星期五 |
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Joining me today |
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今天和我一起的 |
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is my guest physicist, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, |
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是我邀請的嘉賓 物理學家 萊納德·霍夫斯塔德博士 |
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to talk about |
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來談談 |
0:02:02.49, |
all of the exciting research they're doing at Cal Tech. |
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他們在加州理工 做得所有有趣的研究 |
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Thank you for having me. Whoa... |
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謝謝你的邀請 哇 |
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Could never get used to hearing myself in headphones. |
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一直習慣不了耳麥里自己的聲音 |
0:02:10.26, |
Is that really how I sound? |
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我聲音真的是那樣的嗎 |
0:02:11.50, |
It is. It is. |
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是的 確實 |
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That is good to know. |
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很高興知道這件事 |
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I told him his voice was annoying. |
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我告訴過他 他的聲音很難聽 |
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He didn't want to listen. |
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他不聽 |
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Hey... |
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嘿 |
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You're saying it's not? |
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你的意思不是嗎 |
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Just... hey. |
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我就是 嘿了一下 |
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So, it has been five years |
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那么從希格斯玻色子的發(fā)現(xiàn) |
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since the discovery of the Higgs boson-- |
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到現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)五年了 |
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what's the next big thing gonna be? |
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下一個大發(fā)現(xiàn)會是什么呢 |
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Wow, that's hard to say. |
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哇 這很難說 |
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There's so much going on. |
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研究有很多在進行呢 |
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We've been collecting tons of data |
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我們一直在收集大堆的數(shù)據(jù) |
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that could revolutionize the way we understand the universe. |
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那些可能會徹底變革我們理解宇宙的方式的數(shù)據(jù) |
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For instance, there's a particle called a squark, |
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比如 可以證明超對稱理論的 |
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which could prove supersymmetry. |
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叫超夸克的粒子 |
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That is interesting. Have you found it? |
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有趣 你們找到了嗎 |
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- What, the squark? - Yes. |
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-什么 超夸克嗎 -是的 |
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No, no. |
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并沒有 |
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Wouldn't that be exciting? |
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聽著是不是很激動 |
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But we're also looking for the selectron, |
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但是我們也在尋找超電子 |
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the gluino and the neutralino. |
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超膠子 和超中性子 |
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- Well, and have you found that? - No. |
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那你們找到了嗎-并沒有 |
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Another fun sidenote-- |
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還有一個有趣的小事情 |
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I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino, |
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我回到高中找到了一個叫“特麗薩·超膠子”的女孩兒 |
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but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her. |
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但是找她不需要花二十億美元 |
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She was smoking behind the gym. |
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她就在健身房后面抽煙 |
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So, what have you found? |
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那么你們有什么發(fā)現(xiàn)嗎 |
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Uh, nothing, actually. |
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呃 實際上 啥都沒有 |
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Should he be saying that? |
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他難道應該那么說嗎 |
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Uh, probably not. |
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呃 不應該吧 |
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Yeah, this is public radio. |
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是啊 這可是公共廣播 |
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Doesn't he realize that dozens of people might hear him? |
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他難道沒意識到一堆人都可能聽到他的話嗎 |
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But I remain confident. |
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但是我仍然有信心 |
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We've got the best equipment and the best minds |
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我們有最好的設備 和最棒的頭腦 |
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all working on it. |
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所有都在為此努力 |
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Okay, sounds like he's back on track. |
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聽起來他回到正軌了 |
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Although, some days |
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盡管 有時候 |
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I'm, like, ugh... |
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我會覺得 啊 |
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we've spent so much money. |
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我們已經(jīng)花了太多錢了 |
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Why haven't we found anything? What are we doing? |
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為什么我們還沒找到點東西呢 我們正在干啥呢 |
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Oh, boy. |
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哦好吧 |
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There's Leonard. |
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萊納德來了 |
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I'll bet he's having a rough day. |
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我打賭他今天會很慘 |
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Let's just try to be supportive. |
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我們一起支持他吧 |
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Supportive? |
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支持 |
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He publicly maligned the love of my life, |
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他公開污蔑了我的一生所愛 |
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Lady Physics. |
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娘娘腔物理學家 |
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You might not want to mention that to Lady Fiancé. |
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在娘娘腔未婚夫面前還是不要提這茬了 |
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Hey, guys. |
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嘿 朋友們 |
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Hey, how's it going? |
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嘿 怎么樣 |
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What? You got something to say? |
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什么 你想說什么 |
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I think I just said it. |
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我才說完 |
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P-f-f. |
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潑誒 |
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Pff! |
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呸 |
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Look, I-I was just speaking the truth. |
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聽著 我只是說了事實 |
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We're scientists-- isn't that what we're supposed to do? |
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我們是科學家 難道我們不應該按事實說話嗎 |
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Oh, what would you know about the truth? |
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噢 你知道什么事實呢 |
0:04:29.14, |
You thought Phantom Menace was "Not half bad." |
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你覺得《星戰(zhàn)前傳1》“還不錯” |
0:04:33.67, |
I told you that in confidence! |
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這我是私下跟你說的 |
0:04:35.98, |
Okay, calm down. Everybody just cool it. |
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好啦 冷靜點 所有人都冷靜 |
0:04:40.08, |
No, let 'em go. If we get lucky, |
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不 讓他們吵啊 如果我們幸運 |
0:04:41.21, |
maybe one of them will start crying. |
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可能會看到他們其中一個哭 |
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Uh, can we just drop this and have lunch like adults? |
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呃 我們能放下這事 像成年人一樣吃飯嗎 |
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Fine.-Very well. |
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好-好吧 |
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Leonard?-What? |
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萊納德-怎么了 |
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Pff! |
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呸 |
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You ready for lunch? |
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去吃午飯嗎 |
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Oh, one second. |
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哦等一下 |
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Ooh, someone's got a lot of fancy new lab equipment. |
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喔哦 某人有了新的實驗室設備喔 |
0:05:04.17, |
I know. The university has been throwing money at my study. |
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是的 學校給我的研究投錢了 |
0:05:07.57, |
With any luck, there'll be a brain disease |
|
運氣好的話 會有一個腦部疾病 |
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with my name on it. |
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以我命名 |
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Fingers crossed. |
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為你祈禱 |
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Which is ironic, because if you had Fowler's palsy, |
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具有諷刺意味的是 你有福勒麻痹癥 |
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you wouldn't be able to cross your fingers. |
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你都沒法交叉雙指為我祈禱 |
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I'm surprised Sheldon's not up here playing |
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我挺驚訝 謝爾頓竟然沒來 |
0:05:21.29, |
with all your new toys. |
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擺弄你的新玩具 |
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Actually, I haven't told him about it. |
|
實際上 我還沒告訴他這件事 |
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We've been getting so much more funding than physics, |
|
我們得到的資金支持比物理那邊的多得多 |
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he's been a little sensitive. |
|
他有些敏感的 |
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So you're just gonna hide your success from him? |
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那你就這樣 不告訴他你的成果了嗎 |
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I know. |
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我知道 |
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- Am I terrible? - No. |
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我這樣很不好吧-不 |
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I do that, too. |
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我也是這么做的 |
0:05:37.47, |
How he thought my company retreat was in Boise? |
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他以為我公司組織的出游在博伊西 |
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It was in Tahiti. |
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其實在塔希提島 |
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That's such a relief. |
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那就好 |
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I mean, part of me was worried I was being unfair to Sheldon. |
|
我的意思 我有點兒擔心 這樣對謝爾頓來說不公平 |
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Take that part of yourself and hide it away. |
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把你的那點兒擔心收回去吧 |
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Just like I did with last year's bonus check |
|
就像我去年說到獎金的時候 |
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that I "Didn't get." |
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只說了 “沒有” |
0:05:58.36, |
Ms. Davis, you wanted to see me? |
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戴維斯女士 你要見我嗎 |
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Yes, Dr. Hofstadter, come on in. |
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是的 霍夫斯塔德博士 進來吧 |
0:06:02.36, |
Should I sit or stand? |
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我坐著還是站著 |
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I'm not used to being called into the dean's office. |
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我不太習慣被叫來院長室 |
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Please, sit. |
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請坐 |
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I have to say I'm a little nervous. |
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不得不說 我有點兒緊張 |
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You should be. |
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那是應該的 |
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Look, I know I screwed up, |
|
我知道我把事情搞砸了 |
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but it was only one interview. |
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但是那只是一個采訪 |
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How much damage could it have caused? |
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能造成多大的影響呢 |
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Would you like for me to read you the e-mails |
|
你想讓我念郵件給你聽嗎 |
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from donors asking why are they giving us money |
|
捐贈者們在問為什么物理是條死路的時候 |
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if physics is a dead end? |
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還要往里面投錢 |
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I didn't say it was a dead end. |
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我沒說那是條死路啊 |
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I just said that I was worried it might be. |
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我只是說 我擔心可能是 |
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So if I just said I was worried |
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那如果我說 我擔心 |
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you might not have a job next week, |
|
你下周可能就沒工作了 |
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how would you feel? |
|
你什么感覺 |
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Light-headed, and glad you asked me to sit down. |
|
我會頭暈目眩 心想多虧你讓我坐下了 |
0:06:40.97, |
Okay, just tell me what I can do. |
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好吧 請告訴我該怎么做 |
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I'm gonna need you to make a statement |
|
我需要你做一個正式聲明 |
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saying that you misspoke, and that you're confident |
|
宣布你說錯了 并且你很有信心 |
0:06:47.84, |
the physics community is close to a major breakthrough. |
|
物理學界很快就能取得重大突破 |
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You want me to lie. |
|
你要我說謊嗎 |
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Look, Dr. Hofstadter, I'm counting on you. |
|
字幕聽著 霍夫斯塔德博士 我就指望你了 |
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I think that you are the smartest physicist |
|
我認為你是這個大學里 |
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at this university. |
|
最聰明的物理學家 |
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Really? |
|
真的嗎 |
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See? Lies. They're not that hard. |
|
看 說個謊 并不難 |
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Hi.-Hello. |
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嗨-哈啰 |
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Huh. Looks like you've been busy. |
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哈 看起來你很忙嘛 |
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Oh, I have. |
|
是的 剛忙完 |
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Uh, dark matter, uh, reconciling gravity |
|
暗物質 調和重力場 |
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and quantum mechanics. |
|
量子力學 |
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Supersymmetry. |
|
超對稱 |
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I've figured out the biggest problems in physics today. |
|
我發(fā)現(xiàn)了物理世界的幾個重大問題 |
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Wow, you solved them all? |
|
這些問題你都解決啦 |
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No, I just, I figured out that they're the biggest problems. |
|
沒有啊 我只是發(fā)現(xiàn)了這些問題都是最重大的問題 |
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Is this about what Leonard said on the radio? |
|
這和萊納德在廣播里說的有關嗎 |
0:07:37.72, |
Absolutely not. |
|
完全沒有 |
0:07:39.29, |
And I do not want to talk about Leonard. |
|
我才不想提萊納德這貨呢 |
0:07:41.19, |
Can we please just talk about anything else? |
|
我們能說點別的嗎 |
0:07:43.03, |
We could talk about my day. |
|
我們可以聊聊我的一天 |
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Walked right into that one, didn't I? |
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我又掉坑里了 |
0:07:47.60, |
Well, since you sort of asked, |
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既然你真心誠意地發(fā)問 |
0:07:50.84, |
I actually had a very good day. |
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我今天過得可棒了 |
0:07:52.24, |
Got some new equipment for my lab. |
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我為實驗室配了新設備 |
0:07:55.88, |
Well, congratulations. |
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好吧 恭喜 |
0:07:58.04, |
I got some new equipment, too. |
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我也添置了新設備 |
0:08:00.78, |
I got these markers. |
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我配了這些馬克筆 |
0:08:04.12, |
They smell like fruit. |
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有水果的芳香 |
0:08:05.49, |
Which I did not notice |
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我買的時候 |
0:08:06.45, |
when I bought them. |
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都沒有發(fā)現(xiàn) |
0:08:08.42, |
Don't really care for it. |
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味道倒不咋地 |
0:08:12.29, |
Here, drink this. |
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來一點 |
0:08:14.53, |
It might help. |
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可能有用 |
0:08:16.43, |
What if it doesn't? |
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沒用怎么辦 |
0:08:17.66, |
Well, that's why I brought the bottle. |
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所以我把整瓶都拿來了 |
0:08:21.90, |
No one would talk to me in the halls. |
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大樓里沒人和我說話了 |
0:08:23.64, |
They just glared at me. |
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都在白我眼 |
0:08:25.31, |
It's like high school all over again. |
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好像高中的生活重現(xiàn)了 |
0:08:27.57, |
Oh, I would totally do high school all over again. |
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高中生活重現(xiàn)的話 該有多好 |
0:08:33.28, |
But that doesn't help you. |
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好吧說這些沒用 |
0:08:37.08, |
I got called in to the administration office. |
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我今天被叫去領導辦公室了 |
0:08:40.15, |
Ooh, look at my bad boy getting called to the principal. |
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噢 看看我的壞小孩 都被校長傳喚了 |
0:08:43.99, |
We don't technically have a principal. |
|
我們其實并沒有校長 |
0:08:45.93, |
There's a standing committee that oversees the budget. |
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有一個常務委員會 監(jiān)管科研經(jīng)費預算 |
0:08:48.26, |
Ooh, look at my bad boy answering questions |
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噢 看看我的壞小孩 總愛回答那些 |
0:08:50.56, |
nobody asked. |
|
根本沒人問的問題 |
0:08:52.40, |
Hey, come on, look, you said a few dumb things |
|
嘿 別這樣嘛 你只是在廣播里 |
0:08:54.63, |
on the radio-- what is the worst that could happen? |
|
說了一些蠢話 最壞能壞到哪里去嘛 |
0:08:57.04, |
I may get fired. |
|
我可能會被炒魷魚 |
0:09:00.17, |
Okay, well, even if you did, you could find another job. |
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好吧 即使被炒了 你找工作豈不是輕松 |
0:09:03.18, |
Yeah, who wouldn't want to hire the physicist |
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是啊 誰會要一個 |
0:09:05.81, |
who publicly said physics is dead? |
|
公開宣稱物理已死的物理學家 |
0:09:07.98, |
Well, I wouldn't put that under "Special skills." |
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好吧 我可不會把這一項寫進簡歷里 |
0:09:12.02, |
I can fix it, I just need to write a retraction |
|
倒是能彌補 我只需寫一份不走心的撤回聲明 |
0:09:15.16, |
I don't believe in-- basically sell out to keep my job. |
|
出賣我的內心 來挽回工作 |
0:09:18.33, |
Great, I'll leave you to it. |
|
贊 我就不打擾你了 |
0:09:24.33, |
Hmm. |
|
唔 |
0:09:33.07, |
Hmm. |
|
唔 |
0:09:40.45, |
Oy. |
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嗷 |
0:09:44.25, |
Sheldon, it's me. |
|
謝爾頓 是我 |
0:09:48.56, |
What? |
|
咋了 |
0:09:50.22, |
Look, I know you're mad, but I have to write a statement |
|
我知道你生氣 可我要寫一份聲明 |
0:09:52.06, |
that says the physics community is close to a breakthrough, |
|
宣稱物理學界即將迎來重大突破 |
0:09:54.49, |
and since you actually believe that, |
|
既然你是真正相信這一點的 |
0:09:55.90, |
I could really use your help. |
|
應該能幫得了我 |
0:09:57.70, |
Sorry, I can't. |
|
抱歉 我也幫不了 |
0:09:58.97, |
Come on, don't be like that. |
|
拜托啊 別這樣 |
0:10:00.57, |
I can't, because I think you were right. |
|
真的不行 因為我認為你是對的 |
0:10:03.00, |
What? |
|
啥 |
0:10:04.57, |
Look. |
|
聽我說 |
0:10:06.27, |
Not all science pans out. |
|
并不是所有科學理論都能成功 |
0:10:08.14, |
You know, we've been hoping |
|
你知道的 我們幾十年來 |
0:10:09.58, |
supersymmetry was true for decades, |
|
一直在指望超對稱理論是對 |
0:10:11.51, |
and finally, we built the Large Hadron Collider, |
|
可結果呢 我們造了大型強子對撞機 |
0:10:14.25, |
which is supposed to prove it by finding these new particles, |
|
希望找到這些新粒子 來證明理論的正確性 |
0:10:16.88, |
and it-it hasn't. |
|
然而并沒有 |
0:10:18.12, |
And maybe supersymmetry, |
|
也許超對稱理論 |
0:10:19.62, |
our last big idea, is simply wrong. |
|
我們最后的重大理論 它就是錯的 |
0:10:23.42, |
Well, that sounds awful. |
|
聽上去真是令人喪氣 |
0:10:26.39, |
Now I get why everyone hates me. |
|
現(xiàn)在我明白為什么大家都恨我了 |
0:10:29.66, |
Well, on the bright side, |
|
不過你倒是可以高興一下 |
0:10:31.10, |
after working together for 15 years, |
|
咱們一起工作十五年 |
0:10:33.00, |
you finally get to hear me say, "You were right." |
|
你終于聽到我說“你是對的” |
0:10:38.17, |
Oh, yeah, you did. |
|
哦對 你剛這么說了 |
0:10:41.14, |
How's it feel? |
|
感覺怎么樣 |
0:10:42.18, |
Mm, given I might be unemployed, |
|
基于我可能會丟飯碗的情況 |
0:10:43.98, |
bittersweet. |
|
淚中帶著笑 |
0:10:54.93, |
- Read it back to me? - Oh, hang on. |
|
念給我聽聽-哦等著 |
0:10:56.97, |
Yes, one might question the $20 billion |
|
“誠然 我們也許會質疑” |
0:11:00.07, |
To build and run the Large Hadron Collider, |
|
“花費二百億建立和運行大型強子對撞機” |
0:11:02.14, |
but on the other hand..." |
|
“但從另一個角度” |
0:11:09.14, |
Okay. Um... |
|
好吧 嗯 |
0:11:11.11, |
Oh, oh! "On the other hand, contrary to predictions, |
|
噢噢 “從另一個角度 并沒有出現(xiàn)預言說的情況” |
0:11:13.92, |
The collider didn't create a small black hole |
|
“對撞機并沒有制造小型黑洞” |
0:11:17.55, |
That devoured the Earth and life as we know it. |
|
“吞噬地球和生命” |
0:11:19.62, |
So, s-- money well spent." |
|
“因此 這錢花得好” |
0:11:24.96, |
This is depressing. |
|
太沮喪了 |
0:11:26.76, |
Do you have any alcohol around here? |
|
你這里有酒嗎 |
0:11:28.73, |
Uh, not surprisingly, when Penny moved out, |
|
理所當然沒有 佩妮搬走前 |
0:11:30.90, |
she took every last drop. Um... |
|
喝光了最后一滴酒 |
0:11:33.17, |
Oh, but I do have several bottles of Romulan ale |
|
噢 我還真有幾瓶羅慕蘭麥酒 [《星際迷航》中的酒] |
0:11:36.40, |
that I bought at Comic-Con. |
|
從漫展上買來的 |
0:11:39.67, |
Isn't that just vodka with blue dye in it? |
|
不就是伏特加里放點藍色染料嗎 |
0:11:43.44, |
You-- first, physics, now Romulan ale. |
|
你這個人 先是物理學 現(xiàn)在連羅慕蘭麥酒都不放過 |
0:11:45.41, |
What else would you like to defecate on? |
|
你還想繼續(xù)丑化什么好東西 |
0:11:49.25, |
Hey. I thought you were coming right back. |
|
嘿 我以為你直接回家了 |
0:11:50.95, |
I was, |
|
我是要回的 |
0:11:52.05, |
but we're both depressed, and decided |
|
可現(xiàn)在我們都很沮喪 就決定 |
0:11:53.69, |
to drown our sorrows. |
|
發(fā)泄一下我們的情緒 |
0:11:56.32, |
In mouthwash? |
|
用漱口水發(fā)泄 |
0:11:59.66, |
Man, that is so summer camp. |
|
天了嚕 夏令營重現(xiàn) |
0:12:03.23, |
I-It's Romulan ale, from Star Trek. |
|
這是羅慕蘭麥酒 星際迷航里的 |
0:12:06.30, |
It was briefly legalized during the alliance |
|
這是主權戰(zhàn)爭期間 |
0:12:08.17, |
between the Romulan Empire and the Federation |
|
羅慕蘭帝國和星際聯(lián)邦 |
0:12:10.17, |
at the time of the Dominion War. |
|
聯(lián)合合法化的酒品 |
0:12:12.04, |
Aw, now I'm depressed. |
|
嗷 現(xiàn)在該我沮喪了 |
0:12:17.11, |
The more I told him about my lab, the pissier he got. |
|
我對他越說實驗室的事兒 他就越來氣 |
0:12:19.98, |
You know what he said to me? |
|
你知道他說什么嗎 |
0:12:21.52, |
He said, "I hope all your correlations |
|
他說 但愿你的相關性實驗 |
0:12:23.28, |
turn out to be specious." |
|
都出不了清晰結果 |
0:12:26.79, |
He said that to your face? |
|
他真這么詛咒你啊 |
0:12:28.96, |
What a dick. |
|
真是個混賬 |
0:12:33.59, |
You know, you're a successful woman. |
|
你可是個成功女性 |
0:12:35.56, |
You should be able to brag about your accomplishments |
|
你有權時不時地吹噓一下 |
0:12:37.57, |
once in a while. |
|
你的傲人成績 |
0:12:38.70, |
Well, so should you. |
|
你也一樣啊 |
0:12:40.17, |
I mean, the guys are never shy about bragging. |
|
這些男同胞們可從來不謙虛 |
0:12:42.17, |
Tell me about it. Howie texts me |
|
還真別說 華仔魔獸世界的寵物狗 |
0:12:44.14, |
every time his dog levels up in Warcraft. |
|
每次升級了都發(fā)短信和我吹噓 |
0:12:47.41, |
Has he ever called you |
|
那他會打電話和你說 |
0:12:49.38, |
to tell you he found three peanuts in one shell? |
|
他在一個花生殼里吃出了三?;ㄉ鷨?/td>
|
0:12:51.55, |
Cause Sheldon has. |
|
謝爾頓會這么干 |
0:12:54.32, |
We should be able to do that, too. |
|
我們也應該這樣 |
0:12:56.65, |
I guess we can brag to each other. |
|
也許我們可以互相吹噓 |
0:12:59.22, |
That's a great idea. |
|
好主意誒 |
0:13:00.99, |
Damn right it is; I came up with it. |
|
我聰明吧 這可是我想出來的 |
0:13:06.06, |
That felt good. |
|
吹噓的感覺真不錯 |
0:13:11.20, |
You know, there's so much money in pharmaceuticals, |
|
我們制藥部門簡直太有錢了 |
0:13:13.30, |
we don't even wash out our test tubes. |
|
我們甚至從來不洗試管 |
0:13:15.47, |
We just throw them out and get new ones. |
|
直接扔掉 買新的用 |
0:13:18.67, |
I just got a brand-new, state of the art fMRI machine. |
|
我們剛買了一臺全新的最先進的功能性磁共振成像儀器 |
0:13:22.91, |
Whoa. Those things are so expensive. |
|
喔哦 那可是相當貴的啊 |
0:13:24.41, |
I know. |
|
是說 |
0:13:25.71, |
Sometimes, I just lie down in there and take a nap. |
|
有時候 我會躺進去睡午覺 |
0:13:29.05, |
|
|
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0:13:30.85, |
It's like a million dollar bunk bed. |
|
就像一臺價值百萬美元的雙層床 |
0:13:34.52, |
At the office, I have two assistants. |
|
在公司里 我有兩名助理 |
0:13:36.96, |
I don't even know their names, |
|
我甚至不知道他們的名字 |
0:13:38.09, |
I just call them Thing One and Thing Two. |
|
我直接喊他們小甲和小乙 |
0:13:42.26, |
That's great. I-I don't have assistants. |
|
真好呀 我連助理都沒有 |
0:13:44.33, |
Oh. I guess that's one of the benefits |
|
我想這就是在私營企業(yè) |
0:13:46.33, |
of being in the private sector. |
|
工作的好處之一吧 |
0:13:48.24, |
That and all the money I make. |
|
以及我掙的那大把鈔票 |
0:13:50.40, |
Yeah, you've got that. |
|
是啊 你擁有了那些 |
0:13:53.21, |
I've got my integrity. |
|
我擁有了正義 |
0:13:54.64, |
Hard to say which is better without making you feel bad. |
|
真不知道怎么說能讓你不那么難受 |
0:14:00.45, |
Okay. So you guys are upset |
|
好了 所以你們這么低落 |
0:14:02.18, |
because the collider thing disproved your theories? |
|
是因為那個什么對撞機沒能證明你們的理論 |
0:14:05.35, |
I-It's worse than that. |
|
比那個還糟糕 |
0:14:07.02, |
It hasn't found anything in years, so we don't know |
|
多少年了都沒有任何成果 我們壓根不知道 |
0:14:09.16, |
if we're right, we don't know if we're wrong. |
|
我們是不是對的 或者我們是不是錯的 |
0:14:10.69, |
We don't know where to go next. |
|
我們不知道接下來該怎么做 |
0:14:12.39, |
All I know is it looks like I tongue-kissed Avatar. |
|
我只知道我看起來像舌吻了阿凡達 |
0:14:17.63, |
Come on. |
|
振作一點 |
0:14:18.83, |
You guys are physicists. |
|
你們可是物理學家 |
0:14:20.37, |
Okay? You're always gonna be physicists. |
|
好嗎 你們永遠都會是物理學家 |
0:14:22.50, |
And sure, sometimes, the physics is hard, |
|
確實 有些時候物理很難 |
0:14:25.21, |
but isn't that what makes it boring? |
|
但正是因為它難 它才這么無聊啊 |
0:14:30.85, |
- Hey. - We're here. |
|
嗨-我們到了 |
0:14:32.18, |
What's going on? |
|
怎么了 |
0:14:33.38, |
Okay. As far as I can see, science is dead, |
|
據(jù)我所知 科學已經(jīng)死了 |
0:14:35.92, |
cause Leonard killed it. |
|
因為萊納德殺了它 |
0:14:37.22, |
And, uh, |
|
以及 |
0:14:38.39, |
I don't know who the Romulans are, |
|
我不知道羅慕蘭人是誰 |
0:14:39.82, |
but those guys know how to party. |
|
但他們派對一定開得很好 |
0:14:42.19, |
So, what do you want us to do? |
|
所以 我們應該做什么 |
0:14:44.09, |
I don't know. You're scientists; cheer them up. |
|
我不知道 你們是科學家 給他們鼓鼓勁兒 |
0:14:45.89, |
Cheer them up? |
|
鼓鼓勁兒 |
0:14:47.36, |
Do you even know what a scientist is? |
|
你到底知不知道科學家到底是什么 |
0:14:50.93, |
No, we don't need to be cheered up. |
|
不用 我們不用你們鼓勁兒 |
0:14:52.83, |
It just turns out that physics is exactly like Lost. |
|
只是事實證明物理已經(jīng)沒有出路了 |
0:14:55.64, |
Started out great, and turns out just a big old waste of time. |
|
開始的時候覺得很美妙 但最后只是浪費了大把時間 |
0:14:59.87, |
Boo-hoo. You know what you sound like? |
|
你知道你們像什么嗎 |
0:15:02.01, |
Babies. |
|
小孩 |
0:15:03.14, |
Two whiny babies. |
|
兩個哭哭啼啼的小孩 |
0:15:05.35, |
And there's nothing worse than being stuck |
|
世界上再也沒有比和兩個哭哭啼啼的小孩 |
0:15:06.55, |
with two whiny babies! |
|
呆在一起更糟糕的事情了 |
0:15:10.22, |
Oh. |
|
嗷 |
0:15:24.03, |
Oh, my God, I'm gonna have two babies. |
|
天啊 我要有兩個小孩了 |
0:15:27.30, |
No, no, no, no. Babies are great. |
|
不不不不不 小孩都很棒的 |
0:15:28.80, |
You're lucky to have two babies. |
|
你很幸運 |
0:15:30.40, |
I mean, look at me, uh, I'm all alone. |
|
我的意思是 你看看我 我孤身一人 |
0:15:31.87, |
I'm never gonna have babies, |
|
我永遠都不會有小孩了 |
0:15:33.37, |
cause you can't make a baby watching Netflix with your dog. |
|
因為你和你的狗一起看電視是生不出小孩的 |
0:15:42.65, |
Thanks for coming. |
|
感謝你們的到來 |
0:15:47.59, |
I may not make as much money as you, |
|
我可能沒你掙得多 |
0:15:49.46, |
but at least I know that I'm actually doing something |
|
但至少我知道我是實實在在的在做事情 |
0:15:50.99, |
that makes people's lives better. |
|
讓人們的生活變得更好 |
0:15:52.96, |
Hey, my work makes people's lives better. |
|
我的工作也讓人們的生活變好了啊 |
0:15:55.73, |
Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema |
|
特別是如果你有嚴重的濕疹 |
0:15:58.50, |
and don't mind if you lose teeth. |
|
并且不擔心你會掉牙的時候 |
0:16:00.97, |
You're right. |
|
你說得對 |
0:16:03.17, |
We both do important work. |
|
我們的工作都很重要 |
0:16:05.01, |
I'm trying to map the structures of the brain, |
|
我試圖探索腦子內部的結構 |
0:16:06.87, |
and you're trying to convince people |
|
你試圖說服人們 |
0:16:08.21, |
that itchy hair is a real thing. |
|
頭發(fā)癢不是子虛烏有 |
0:16:11.45, |
It is a real thing. |
|
本來就不是 |
0:16:13.41, |
It happens to be a side effect of our cholesterol drug. |
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那是我們服用固醇類藥物的副作用 |
0:16:18.52, |
I'm just saying that my research |
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我只是說我的研究 |
0:16:20.62, |
may actually change the world forever. |
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可能會徹底改變整個世界 |
0:16:23.66, |
I hope it does. |
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我希望這是真的 |
0:16:25.03, |
Cause I'm gonna see that world from a yacht so big, |
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因為到時候我將坐在一輛 |
0:16:27.19, |
you can land a helicopter on it. |
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可以停直升機的游艇上 看著這一切發(fā)生 |
0:16:35.84, |
Physics is all we're cut out for. |
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物理是我們唯一的出路 |
0:16:38.04, |
I mean, if we weren't physicists, w-what would we be? |
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我的意思是 如果我們不是物理學家 我們還能干什么 |
0:16:41.91, |
I don't know. Popular? |
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不知道啊 當個明星 |
0:16:44.51, |
Mm-hmm. |
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呵呵 |
0:16:46.41, |
It's fine. I don't need to be a theoretical physicist. |
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沒什么的 我不用非得當一個理論物理學家 |
0:16:49.55, |
There's lots of things I could use this brain for. |
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我的腦子能被用來做很多事情 |
0:16:52.12, |
I could be an accountant for the mob. |
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我可以給黑社會當會計 |
0:16:57.22, |
I could guess people's weight at the fair. |
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我能肉眼看出人們的體重 |
0:17:01.13, |
Okay. This is getting silly. |
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好了 別再胡說八道了 |
0:17:03.53, |
Is it? |
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我們在胡說八道嗎 |
0:17:05.00, |
180 |
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一百八 |
0:17:09.17, |
Okay. |
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行了 |
0:17:10.74, |
That is enough. |
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夠了 |
0:17:11.91, |
Your lives are not wasted. |
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你們的生活并沒有失去希望 |
0:17:13.57, |
Your careers are not at a dead end. |
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你們的事業(yè)不是沒有出路 |
0:17:15.78, |
You just hit a rough patch. |
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你們只是遇到了一個坎兒 |
0:17:17.14, |
Instead of feeling sorry for yourselves, |
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與其在這里自怨自艾 |
0:17:18.71, |
you need to get up and get inspired. |
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不如站起來 尋找一下靈感 |
0:17:20.45, |
How? |
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怎么尋找 |
0:17:21.68, |
I don't know. You know, when I'm feeling down, |
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我不知道 當我覺得失落的時候 |
0:17:23.25, |
I go for a run, which is exactly why I'm not 180 pounds, genius! |
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我會去跑步 所以我沒有一百八十磅 |
0:17:29.46, |
I know where we need to go. |
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我知道我們應該去哪了 |
0:17:31.39, |
Mm. Are we running there? Because watching |
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我們跑著去嗎 因為看 |
0:17:32.73, |
drunk Sheldon run would be the highlight of my life. |
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喝醉的謝爾頓跑步的樣子能讓我笑一輩子 |
0:17:36.10, |
We're going to see |
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我們要去看 |
0:17:37.63, |
Richard Feynman. |
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理查德·費曼 |
0:17:38.87, |
Penny, Richard Feynman is an iconic phys... |
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佩妮 理查德·費曼是一個著名的物理 |
0:17:41.60, |
I know who he is. Leonard dressed as him |
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我知道他是誰 萊納德在 |
0:17:43.40, |
for Halloween last year. |
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萬圣節(jié)上扮演了他 |
0:17:48.44, |
I had no idea Richard Feynman was dead. |
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我不知道理查德·費曼已經(jīng)去世了 |
0:17:51.88, |
Yep. Most people don't know he's actually buried right here |
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是的 很多人都不知道他被埋在這里 |
0:17:55.35, |
in Altadena. |
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就在阿爾塔迪納 |
0:17:57.05, |
I'm sure they keep a lid on that to avoid traffic jams. |
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我確定他們蓋上蓋子是為了避免交通堵塞 |
0:18:02.39, |
Well. |
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好了 |
0:18:03.62, |
Here he is. |
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他就在這 |
0:18:05.26, |
Oh, wow. He's buried with his wife. |
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哇哦 他和他的妻子埋在一起 |
0:18:07.60, |
We get it. A lady loved you. |
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我們知道了 你有女人愛 |
0:18:09.33, |
Quit bragging. |
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別炫耀了 |
0:18:11.77, |
Feynman was so cool. |
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費曼很酷 |
0:18:14.64, |
When I was a kid, I'd put on some headphones |
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當我是個小孩子的時候 我會帶上耳機 |
0:18:17.04, |
and crank up one of his lectures and just... |
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聽他的演講 |
0:18:20.14, |
jam out to knowledge. |
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在知識的海洋里遨游 |
0:18:24.21, |
This guy knew how to live. |
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這哥們很會生活 |
0:18:25.51, |
He taught himself musical instruments. |
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他自學了樂器 |
0:18:28.08, |
He studied Portuguese. |
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還特地學了葡萄牙語 |
0:18:29.88, |
Just to give a speech in Brazil. |
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就為了在巴西做一場演講 |
0:18:32.05, |
The only part of me that's been to Brazil is my bikini line. |
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我身上唯一到過巴西的部分是我的比基尼線 |
0:18:35.96, |
Okay. |
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好了 |
0:18:39.99, |
He did so much. |
|
他做了那么多事 |
0:18:41.80, |
And here we are, stuck and letting him down. |
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我們卻在這兒 止步不前讓他失望 |
0:18:45.10, |
You know, Feynman used to say he didn't do physics |
|
你們知道嗎 費曼曾經(jīng)說過 他研究物理 |
0:18:48.37, |
for the glory or the awards, but just for the fun of it. |
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不是為了榮譽或者獎杯 只是因為物理很有意思 |
0:18:53.07, |
He was right. |
|
他說得對 |
0:18:55.88, |
Physics is only dead when we stop being excited about it. |
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物理只有在我們對它失去興趣時 才會變得毫無意義 |
0:19:00.85, |
Even beyond the grave, he's imparting wisdom. |
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即使在墳墓里 他也在傳授智慧 |
0:19:03.98, |
Um, I'm the one who remembered it. |
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是我想起來的 |
0:19:08.12, |
Give me the bottle. |
|
把瓶子給我 |
0:19:09.56, |
I mean, it might be a little corny, but I say |
|
這可能有點過時 但我提議 |
0:19:11.49, |
we pour one out for all the science homies |
|
給我們所有科學界的前輩 |
0:19:14.33, |
who came before us. |
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倒一杯 |
0:19:15.90, |
I love that. |
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我喜歡這個提議 |
0:19:18.90, |
Mm-hmm. |
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嗯哼 |
0:19:22.57, |
Here comes some more. |
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這兒還有一杯 |
0:19:29.31, |
Ah, we got to see him run. |
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哈哈 我們看到他跑步了 |
0:19:40.62, |
Oh, hi, you wanted to see me? |
|
嗨 你想見我 |
0:19:43.12, |
Yes. I wanted to talk to you about the e-mail |
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是的 我想談談你昨天晚上 |
0:19:45.29, |
you sent me last night. |
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發(fā)給我的郵件 |
0:19:46.59, |
I sent you an e-mail? |
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我給你發(fā)了郵件 |
0:19:49.73, |
You bet you did. |
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可不是嗎 |
0:19:52.86, |
Hello. |
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你好 |
0:19:54.90, |
Shalom and aloha from the grave of Richard Feynman." |
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這是來自理查德·費曼墳墓的問候 |
0:19:58.74, |
Oh, it's coming back to me. |
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啊 我有點想起來了 |
0:20:01.34, |
Please accept the following retraction: |
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請接收以下我對我言論的撤回聲明 |
0:20:03.91, |
I know I said physics is dead, |
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我知道我曾說過物理已經(jīng)死了 |
0:20:06.04, |
But it is the opposite of dead. |
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但事實正好相反 |
0:20:07.91, |
If anything, |
|
事實上 |
0:20:09.08, |
It is undead, like a zombie. |
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它是不死的 就像僵尸一樣 |
0:20:11.78, |
Speaking of which, |
|
說起僵尸 |
0:20:13.95, |
If Richard Feynman came back as a zombie, |
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如果理查德·費曼變成僵尸 |
0:20:15.99, |
I would totally let him bite me." |
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我一定會讓他咬我 |
0:20:20.59, |
Any chance that's the end? |
|
到結尾了嗎 |
0:20:23.43, |
I got bit by a squirrel once. |
|
我曾經(jīng)被松鼠咬過 |
0:20:26.70, |
I had to get rabies shots. |
|
不得不去打狂犬疫苗 |
0:20:28.83, |
I cried so much, |
|
我哭得很兇 |
0:20:30.63, |
My mother said 'don't be a baby.' |
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我媽媽對我說 不要像個小孩一樣 |
0:20:32.97, |
In conclusion, |
|
總的來說 |
0:20:34.60, |
Physics is great. |
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物理很棒 |
0:20:35.71, |
Squirrels suck, and someday, |
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松鼠很討厭 并且有一天 |
0:20:37.71, |
I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home. |
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我會把我的媽媽送到廉價敬老院里去 |
0:20:41.51, |
Yours truly, |
|
致敬 |
0:20:43.48, |
XOXO, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter." |
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么么噠 萊納德·霍夫斯塔德 |
0:20:46.82, |
I-I can explain. I... |
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我能解釋 我 |
0:20:48.05, |
P.S. |
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附言 |
0:20:48.89, |
Can you come pick us up? |
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你能接一下我們嗎 |
0:20:51.92, |
The Uber driver won't open the door |
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出租車司機不肯開門 |
0:20:53.72, |
because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit." |
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因為謝爾頓全身都是藍色的嘔吐物 |