生活大爆炸第七季:第1集:謝耳朵與佩妮培養(yǎng)友情(下)
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So what happened? How'd it go?
發(fā)生什么了?怎么樣?
It's fine. I thanked them again and let them know we're not available.
沒事，我感謝了他們，并讓他們知道我們都有名花有主了
So I can drink this without having to give up the goodies?
所以，我可以無所顧忌的喝這杯酒，不用出賣肉體?
Yes, it's all cool.
是的，沒關(guān)系
Although, if you wanted to talk to one of them, no one would blame you.
但是，如果你想和他們聊天，沒人會(huì)怪你哦
And why would no one blame me?
為什么這么說?
I don't know what I'm saying.
我不知道我剛剛說了什么
Well, it sounds like you're saying that I could do better than Sheldon.
但是，聽起來你是說我可以找到比Sheldon更好的人
Boy, these drinks are strong!
天吶，這個(gè)酒勁好大!
Hoo, mama, I'm gonna be hugging the toilet tonight!
看來我今晚要抱著馬桶吐慘了!
No, tell me, I want to know what you meant by that.
不，告訴我，我想知道你什么意思
I just meant that you're not married and your boyfriend's kind of...
我的意思是，你還沒有結(jié)婚，而且你的男朋友還是...
Sheldon Sheldon.
謝爾頓，謝爾頓
And your husband is extremely Howard.
但你的老公還特別霍華德
What's your point?
你什么意思?
Sorry. I have no point.
不好意思，我沒啥想說的
That was a stupid thing to say.
說這個(gè)事太蠢了
Can we please just go back to having a nice time?
我們不能回到剛剛那個(gè)美好的時(shí)刻嗎?
We could, but unfortunately my brain is lesion-free and I remember that rotten thing you just said about my sweet baboo.
本來可以，但是不幸的是我腦子沒壞，還記得記得你剛剛說我男人的壞話
Come on. I apologize.
好吧，我道歉
Can we please just let it go?
可不可以不要再討論了?
Sure. Thanks.
當(dāng)然， 謝謝
Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.
你丈夫很怪異，而且他的衣服非?？尚?/div>
I can't believe it!
我不敢相信!
All this time I've been doing nothing but sit around and miss that guy.
這段時(shí)間我什么事都沒干，只是坐在著想念那個(gè)混蛋
And you know what the worst part is?
而且，你知道最壞的地方在哪嗎?
That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?
你需要撫平疼痛，但卻沒有酒精?
No.
不
Yes.
是的
But you know what the second-worst part is?
你知道第二壞的地方在哪嗎?
He does not miss me at all.
他還完全不想你
Allow me to comfort you.
請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我來安慰你
At least you've got your health.
最起碼你的身體健康
Really? Tha-That's it? That's comforting?
真的?就這樣?這是安慰?
Um, uh, in a hundred years, you'll both be dead and it won't matter?
呃，在一百年以后，你們都會(huì)死，這就沒什么了
No! Come on!
不是!
You're supposed to say, "Of course he misses you.
你應(yīng)該說， "他當(dāng)然也想你
The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain."
他參加聚會(huì)是因?yàn)樗胍谏w傷痛"
Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all.
不，我不這樣認(rèn)為
This is ridiculous.
這太荒謬了
Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time?
為什么他在外面玩得開心我會(huì)覺得不爽?
Well... perhaps you're obsessively picturing him engaged in drunken coitus with another woman.
可能是因?yàn)槟阍谀X補(bǔ)，他會(huì)酒后亂性
Is that it? Did I get it right?
對(duì)不對(duì)?我這次猜對(duì)了?
Okay, tha-that's great.
好吧，算了
You can stop trying to make me feel better now.
你可以不用安慰我了
Actually, I can't. Before Leonard left, he made me promise that I'd take care of you.
事實(shí)上，我不能，在萊納德離開前，他讓我保證，我會(huì)照顧好你
He did? Yes.
真的? 是的
Oh, that's really sweet.
哦，真的很貼心
Plus, if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap.
另外，如果我做的好，他說，他會(huì)給我?guī)Щ匾豁斔置?/div>
Now I miss him even more.
現(xiàn)在我更想他了
Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
如果有任何安慰作用的話，我肯定萊納德無時(shí)無刻都在思念你溫暖的懷抱和櫻桃般的嘴唇
Thanks.
謝謝
Oh, seriously?
這就可以了?
Uh, excuse me, Mrs. Davis?
打擾了，戴維斯女士
What?
怎么了?
I'd like to apologize for being insensitive.
我想為我之前的遲鈍道歉
And for possibly making penguins seem like jerks, 'cause 99% of them are stand-up guys.
還把企鵝說成混蛋，因?yàn)?9%的企鵝都坦坦蕩蕩的
Forget about it.
不用在意
You know, you-you and I, you and I have a lot in common.
你知道，我和你有很多共同點(diǎn)
Is that right?
真的嗎?
Oh, yes, I-I, too, am in the throes of heartbreak.
嗯，是的，我也有心痛的時(shí)候
Okay, fine, I'll tell you about it.
好吧好吧，我告訴你
Here is a hot beverage to comfort you.
喝一點(diǎn)熱飲，安慰下自己
It's in a to-go cup.
裝在外賣的杯子里
Make of that what you will.
你想帶走喝也行
Come on. It's still early.
現(xiàn)在還太早了
Let's do something.
咱們找點(diǎn)事兒做吧
Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4-D chess.
我一直想玩4D的國(guó)際象棋
How about we just talk?
我們就說說話怎么樣?
All right.
好吧
In 4-D chess... No.
4D象棋呀... 停!
Come on, let's talk about our lives.
拜托，聊聊我們自己嘛
Tell me something about you I don't know.
告訴我一件關(guān)于你的，而我不知道的事情
I own nine pairs of pants.
我有九條褲子
Okay, that-that's a good start, but I was thinking maybe something
這個(gè)頭起得...挺好，但我覺得你可以說說
a little more personal.
更私人一點(diǎn)兒的事情
I see. Hmm.
我懂了
I own nine pairs of underpants.
我有九條內(nèi)褲
How about I go first?
不如我先說吧
But I don't want to know how many underpants you own.
可我不想知道你有多少條內(nèi)褲
Although, based on the floor of your bedroom, I'd say it's a thousand.
不過，根據(jù)你臥室的地面情況看，應(yīng)該有1000條
Okay, look, here's something people do not know about me.
我要跟你說一件其他人都不知道的我的事
When I first moved out to L.A., I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a killer gorilla.
我剛來洛杉磯那會(huì)兒，演了一部關(guān)于殺人大猩猩的小成本恐怖電影，我在那里面裸上身出鏡!
Ugh! After I did it, I felt so ashamed.
天，演完我就覺得好丟臉
Thankfully, that thing never came out.
不過還好，那部電影根本就沒上映
I've seen that.
我看過哎
Yeah. Serial Apeist.
叫"連環(huán)殺人猩"嘛
Howard found it online the day we met you.
見到你的第一天， Howard就上網(wǎng)找到了
Oh, God...
天...
And it was literally the moment you walked out the door.
而且是你剛走出門他就搜到了
But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for.
不過我現(xiàn)在了解你想讓我說什么了
Okay, here's one I thought I'd take to the grave.
聽好，我要說一件我以為會(huì)帶進(jìn)墳?zāi)沟氖?/div>
Okay.
嗯
A while back, YouTube changed its user interface from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system.
不久前，YouTube把它用戶界面的評(píng)分系統(tǒng)從打星改成了點(diǎn)贊
I tell people I'm okay with it, but I'm really not.
我跟人說我覺得還行，但其實(shí)一點(diǎn)都不行
That's your big revelation?
這就是你的隱私大揭秘?
Yes.
是的
Whew! I feel ten pounds lighter.
呼！整個(gè)人都輕松了好多
Okay, you know what? I give up.
好吧，我放棄治療
I'm going to bed.
睡覺去了
Here's something else you don't know about me: you just hurt my feelings.
再跟你說一個(gè)你不知道的：你剛才傷害到我了
What did I do?
我怎么你了嗎?
I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me, and you treated it as if it were nothing.
我打開心靈跟你分享，讓我心煩意亂的事，可你卻毫不在意
I-I didn't think it was a big deal.
我...我覺得那根本不是個(gè)事兒啊
It is to me; that's the point.
對(duì)我來說是的!這是重點(diǎn)!
Sheldon, you are right. Sheldon I'm really sorry.
你說得對(duì)，非常抱歉
I should've known better.
我應(yīng)該更理解你的
Your apology is accepted.
我接受你的道歉
Thank you.
謝謝~
How about a hug?
抱一個(gè)吧?
How about a hearty handshake?
還是親切地握個(gè)手吧
Come on.
別這樣嘛
Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.
現(xiàn)在我知道你被那只性欲旺盛的大猩猩毆打的感受了
Good night.
晚安
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼~
It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.
其實(shí)陌生人請(qǐng)我們喝酒，我心里還是很美的
Yeah, that felt nice.
是啊，好開心的
Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants and see if we can score us some free omelets.
明天早上我們穿上熱褲，說不定就能吃到免費(fèi)的煎蛋餅了
So, hypothetically, if-if we were to have gone with them, which one would you have picked?
假設(shè)我們昨天真的和他們約會(huì)你會(huì)選哪一個(gè)?
I think I would have gone with the short one with the goofy haircut.
我覺得我會(huì)和發(fā)型很挫人又矮的那個(gè)約會(huì)
Oh, good, 'cause I liked the tall thin one.
正好誒，我喜歡高高瘦瘦的那個(gè)
He seemed intelligent, kind of a loner, maybe a little sexually inexperienced, like I'd have to teach him a thing or two.
他看著很聰明，有點(diǎn)不合群，可能在那個(gè)方面還沒什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)，得讓我教教他的樣子
Not my guy.
我那個(gè)就不是這樣
I caught him staring at my rack.
我看到他一直盯著我的胸部看
It'd be nice to be with a man who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan.
我男朋友要是知道我羊毛衫下面有什么好貨該多好
FYI, it's another cardigan.
偷偷告訴你，其實(shí)是另一件羊毛衫
Your short sexed-up guy kind of sounds like Howard.
你選的性欲旺盛的小個(gè)子聽著好像霍華德
Your brainy virgin kind of sounds like Sheldon.
你那個(gè)聰明的處男好像謝爾頓...
Good night. Night.
快洗洗睡了， 晚安
All right, Dr. Koothrappali, it's been nice talking to you, but I need to go home and relieve my babysitter.
庫(kù)斯拉帕里博士，很高興和你聊天，但我真的得回家讓保姆歇一會(huì)兒了
Yeah, I can relate to being a single parent.
我很能體會(huì)單親媽媽的感受
I have a dog.
我養(yǎng)了只狗
Yeah, it's exactly the same thing.
是啊，一樣一樣的
Good night.
晚安
Mrs. Davis...
戴維斯女士
I, uh, I must confess, I came here tonight in a futile attempt to pick up some lonely postdoc,
我... 我承認(rèn)，今晚我來這兒是想泡到一位寂寞的博士后，但失敗了
but instead I got to connect with you at a human level.
但我卻和你像朋友一樣交流
That's a much better evening.
這樣的夜晚更美好
You're a lovely person.
你是個(gè)很好的人
Are you hitting on me?
你是在泡我嗎?
No, no, no, that would be crazy!
沒有沒有，這太瘋狂了
I mean, if I were hitting on you, you'd know it 'cause you'd feel uncomfortable and a little sad for me.
我是說，要是我想泡你，你肯定會(huì)知道，因?yàn)槟銜?huì)感到全身不舒服，并為我感到悲哀
You're sweet.
你是個(gè)好人
Good night, Dr. Koothrappali.
晚安，庫(kù)斯拉帕里博士
Good night.
晚安
Looks like she accepted your apology.
她好像已經(jīng)接受你的道歉了
And then some. I think we had a moment.
而且我覺得我們對(duì)彼此有小動(dòng)心哦
Oh, please, you did not have a moment.
拜托，肯定沒有
Who died and made you king of moments?
憑什么你來規(guī)定別人有沒有動(dòng)過心的?!
Okay, fine. Let's say there was a moment.
好吧，就當(dāng)剛才你們動(dòng)心了
There was. There wasn't.
真的有， 沒有
But... But even if there was, what are you gonna do about it?
但是... 就算有，你又能怎么樣呢?
I will slowly seduce her until she falls helpless into my bed,
我會(huì)慢慢勾引她，直到她無力地癱倒在我的床上
hungry for the pleasure only I can give her.
饑渴地尋求只有我才能給與她的快感
So nothing. No, not a thing.
所以就是沒有， 是，一點(diǎn)也沒有
I'm so glad the police finally caught
警察終于抓到了那只基因變種的瘋猩猩了
that psychotic genetically engineered ape.
真是太好了
That is my girlfriend! I swear to God!
那是我女朋友!我對(duì)天發(fā)誓!
Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard!
萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！萊納德！
