生活大爆炸 第六季:第21集:博客(下)
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By playing tic-tac-toe? Yep. Your turn.Oh, Amy.
靠玩井字游戲嗎？對， 該你了。艾米
And you wonder why people think neuroscience is nothing but a goofy game for diaper babies.
你現(xiàn)在知道為什么人們認為神經(jīng)學不過是小兒科的愚蠢游戲了吧
Tic-tac-toe can only end in win, lose or draw...none of which will deny me closure.
井字游戲肯定會有贏， 輸， 或平手的結局完全沒辦法阻止我得到結局的樂趣
Especially since I'm about to win.B-But we didn't finish. Exactly.
特別是我即將勝出的情況下。我們還沒玩完呢。正是
How does that make you feel?
你對此有何感覺
The same way any normal person would.
跟任何正常人一樣啊
Feel like I want to peel off my own face and tear it in two and then again and again until I have a handful of Sheldon-face confetti.
我想扯掉自己的臉撕成兩半， 然后不停地撕直到我的臉碎成渣
And that's exactly the feeling we want to address with this course of treatment.
今日的治療針對的正是這種感覺
Yeah, or you could pitch in, grab a nostril and help me get this face off.
或者你可以幫個忙， 抓我的鼻孔幫我把這玩意撕下來
Come on, you can do this.
加油啊， 你行的
You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated.
你不能理解這種鬧心的感覺是何滋味
To have a-a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
心中逐漸建立起了強烈的欲望最后卻只能憋著， 無處釋放
Yeah, sounds like a drag.Okay, help me out here.
聽起來是很慘啊。幫我分析分析
Why does he love this show so much?
他為什么這么喜歡這個劇
Well, there was action, it was funny.
片中有動作場面， 也很搞笑
I mean, you do get that usually the monster chases the pretty girl,
你明白通常都是怪物追美女
but this time the pretty girl chases the monsters?
而這里是美女追怪物吧
Yippee, it's backwards. I get it.
耶嘿， 反過來啦， 我明白
Why does this bother you so much? I don't know.
你為什么這么困擾這事啊？不知道
It's just, he's so passionate about so many different things.
他總是為這么多東西感到興奮
I just don't get that way. Do you?
我就做不到那樣。你行嗎
Well, sure. I'm pretty passionate about science.
可以啊， 我對科學就很熱愛
I remember the first time I looked through a microscope and saw millions of tiny microorganisms.
我還記得第一次看顯微鏡下那無數(shù)微生物時的場景
It was like a whole other universe.
簡直就像另一個宇宙
If I wanted to, I could wipe it out with my thumb like a god.
只要姐愿意， 就可以像神一樣用大拇指按死它們
See? I wish I had some of that fire in my life.
瞧， 我也想找點這種熱情
I mean, I want to care about things and get excited like you guys.
我也想有特別在乎的東西像你們一樣為之興奮
Well, there's no reason you can't. You think?
你完全可以啊。你這么認為嗎？
Absolutely. All we need to do is spend a little time and find something you're passionate about.
當然了， 我們需要做的只是花點時間， 找到你所熱愛的東西
That sounds like a lot of work.Hey, what's up?
聽起來好累啊。怎么啦？
Uh, Lucy's coming over. I need some advice.
露西要來， 我需要點建議
However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.
不管你認為前奏該有多長， 加成三倍
Just tell me which one you think is more manly.
你就說說哪件會更有男子氣概吧
This hockey jersey or...this football jersey.
曲棍球運動衫還是橄欖球運動衫
I don't know. Go with hockey.
我也不知道， 穿曲棍球的吧
Good-- black is more slimming. Oh, that's her.
很好， 黑色顯瘦。她來了
I got to go be butch. Toodles. Come in.
我要去當壯漢了， 拜拜。請進
Oh, look how cute your little doggy is.
瞧瞧你這可愛的小狗狗
Yeah, well, I wouldn't get too close.
別離它太近
If I give the right command in German,she'll rip your face off.
如果我用德語給她下個命令她就會把你的臉撕下來
O'er the land of the free And the home of the... Next.
在這自由國家，勇士的...（完整歌詞是"勇士的家鄉(xiāng)"）下一個
That's quite an impressive layout, isn't it?
這設計可真不錯， 對嗎
Yes.Let's box it up. "Let's box it up."That's enough.
是的。收起來吧。收起來吧。夠了
Sheldon, Sheldon, give it!
謝爾頓， 謝爾頓， 給我
Okay, Sheldon, make a wish and blow out the candles.
好了， 謝爾頓， 許個愿然后吹蠟燭吧
Oops, missed one.
慘了， 漏了一支
Now your wish can't come true.
現(xiàn)在你的愿望不能實現(xiàn)了
Lucky for you, 'cause I wished you were dead.
你真幸運， 我許的愿是你死了
I like your jersey.
我喜歡你的運動衫
Thanks. I love hockey.
謝謝夸獎， 我喜歡曲棍球
Oh, cool. So does my dad.
真不錯， 我爸爸也喜歡
We watched it all the time growing up.
我從小就和他一起看比賽
Who's your favorite player?
你最喜歡的球員是誰
Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure.
不是布萊恩?博伊塔諾就是了（美國花樣滑冰冠軍）
How's your burrito?
你的玉米餅好吃嗎
It's still a little frozen in the middle.
這餅中間還有點沒化凍呢
Probably because I didn't read the instructions.
那是因為我沒有讀說明書的緣故
No wrapper's going to tell me what to do.
我從來不看包裝紙上的說明（饒舌歌手）
Unless his name is Jay-Z.
除非上面寫的是杰斯的饒舌
Is something going on? What do you mean?
你有什么事嗎？此話怎講
Well, you're acting all weird.
你表現(xiàn)一直怪怪的
And I'm pretty weird, so I think I know what I'm talking about.
我自己本身就夠怪的了連我覺得怪， 那可是真的怪
I don't know. Maybe it's all those steroids I've been taking.
我也不知道， 或許是因為我最近吃的類固醇吧
I think I'm gonna go.
我看我還是走吧
Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks.
謝謝你的玉米餅， 煎豬皮還有足足20分鐘的關于為什么怪物卡車比普通卡車強的講座
Wait, wait. I-I found your blog where you wrote about me.
等等， 等一下。我看到你寫的關于我的博客了
Oh. I kind of just write that for myself.
我那是寫給我自己看的
I didn't think anybody actually read it.
我沒想過會有人真來讀
No kidding. You didn't make it easy to find.
那倒是， 你藏的還挺隱秘的
I spent hours digging around online.
我上網(wǎng)找了好久才找到呢
For the record, you have excellent credit scores.
順帶一提， 你的信用記錄挺好的
And your diabetic aunt seems to be adjusting to her new leg just fine.
還有你那個得糖尿病的阿姨看起來也挺適應她那條新腿的
Why were you acting so strange tonight?
你今天怎么表現(xiàn)得這么奇怪呢
You called me feminine.
你說我這人太女性化了
And I... I wanted you to think I was more manly.
所以我我想在你面前表現(xiàn)得陽剛一點
Raj, I didn't say "feminine" was a bad thing.
拉杰， 我說的女性化并不是壞事
I meant that you're sweet and thoughtful and your skin looks so much like caramel,
我是指你又貼心又善解人意還有你的皮膚就像焦糖
I just want to dip an apple in your face.
讓我想用蘋果沾著吃
I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regimen.
我的確有一套超棒的在保濕秘方
So, are you okay? Yeah. Good.
所以， 你沒事吧？沒事，那就好
Do you even like hockey? No.
那你真的喜歡冰球嗎？當然不
Bought this at the Staples Center when I went to see Taylor Swift.
這套衣服是我去斯臺普斯球館看泰勒?斯威夫特演唱會時買的
So, I was thinking how excited you get about stuff like Buffy or science
我思考了一下你總是為吸血鬼獵人巴菲呀， 科學呀
or which TV remote you and Sheldon should buy.
或你和謝爾頓為了買哪個遙控器而激動吵架
The "Harmony One" was fine.
"和諧一號"已經(jīng)很不錯了
We didn't need to upgrade to the 1100,which he knows is too big for my hand.
根本沒必要升級到1100型他知道我手太小拿不了那個型號的
See, that's the kind of passion I didn't think I had.
你看， 你這種激情就是我所沒有的
But then I realized I'm passionate about you.
但我后來意識到， 我對你本人就有激情
Oh... my cute little tushy strikes again.
是我的可愛小翹臀起了作用吧
No, I'm serious.Look, I've always had these plans.
不， 我是說真的。我一直覺得
I was gonna be in movies and live this glamorous life,and anything less than that just wasn't worth getting excited about.
我會變成電影明星， 過著五光十色的生活而和這些無關的東西都不值得我激動
Those things can still happen. Oh, obviously it's gonna happen.
你說的那些還是有可能發(fā)生的。這一切當然是會發(fā)生的
Yeah, a psychic at a bachelorette party told me so.
有個單身派對上的算命師已經(jīng)幫我算過了
Anyway, what I meant was...I shouldn't wait, you know?
但我想說的是我不該再觀望下去了， 懂嗎
I've got you, I've got Sheldon,all these wonderful friends.
我有你， 我有謝爾頓這么多超級棒的朋友
My life is exciting right now.That's a big deal.It is, isn't it?
我的生活已經(jīng)足夠精彩了。這的確很重要。的確如此， 對不對
So, does that mean we get to do stuff like talk about cool shows or get dressed up
這是不是就意味著我們可以開始一起討論那些好看的電視， 或者穿著
in matching costumes and go to Comic-Con?
情侶變裝制服一起去參加漫畫大會了
Leonard, I had an epiphany, not a stroke.
萊諾德， 我只是頓悟， 不是突然中風好嗎
Amy, I must say, I was skeptical at first,
艾米， 我得說， 一開始我是抱著懷疑的態(tài)度
but this has truly been a transformative evening.
但今晚的確是充滿改革性的一夜呀
I'm a little surprised to hear you feeling so positive.
你能有如此正面的態(tài)度， 我還真有點小驚訝
Well, you're an excellent neuroscientist,
你是個出色的神經(jīng)學家
you're a wonderful girlfriend, and...And?
也是個很棒的女朋友， 還是還是
Doesn't matter, does it?I'm proud of you, Sheldon.
這不重要， 對吧？我真為你自豪， 謝爾頓
And a complete sucker.Oh, yeah.There he is.
還是個徹頭徹尾的笨蛋。我贏了出來了
And the home of the brave...Don't stop. Yes, keep going.
也是勇氣的家鄉(xiāng)，別停下， 繼續(xù)繼續(xù)
Just like that. Almost there, almost there.
就是這樣， 馬上就成功了， 就要到頭了
Sheldon, you big weirdo,I want you to know that I love that you're in my life.I love you, too.
謝爾頓， 你個怪胎我要你知道， 我喜歡有你在我身邊我也喜歡你
Hello. Uh, is this the Bruce Miller who wrote the season finale of Alphas?
請問， 你是阿爾法戰(zhàn)士季終集的編劇布魯斯?米勒嗎
Oh, smashing. Yeah, you already sound nicer than the last Bruce Miller who suggested
太好了， 你已經(jīng)比前一個要我自己跟自己做愛的布魯斯?米勒
I have sexual relations with myself.
聽起來友善多了
Yeah, now, down to business.
好了， 現(xiàn)在言歸正傳
Um, your show ended on a cliffhanger.
你這劇最后埋下了一個懸念
Could you please tell me how you planned to resolve it? I see.
你能告訴我你打算怎么解決它嗎？我明白了
Well, that all stinks.No wonder you got canceled. Bye.
這也太爛了吧。怪不得你這劇被取消了呢， 回見
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