You listen to me, if you want to be a man, you can't let a woman tell you what to do! Okay, okay.
I can't believe these people won the Cold War.
Now, can we please change the subject? Fine.
Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter.
Not even a lousy postcard! You know, I'm growing to like American football.
Well...it's not the ballstothewall action of badminton or cricket, but hey... what is?
I'm good. No, thank you. Girls.
I am having the nicest time.
You guys are like family to me.
You know that, right? That's great. Get out.What? Why?
Penny and I have some issues we need to talk about.
佩妮和我有些事兒需要談?wù)?/div>
Pish on your issues!You guys are fine.
屁大的事兒啊!你們沒問題的。
Yes, you hit some bumps along the way.
沒錯,你一路上是遇到了點障礙
I mean, Penny,you've always known how this man has felt about you,but you made him grovel for affection.
還有,佩妮,你也知道這個男人對你的感情,但你卻總讓他祈求你的關(guān)愛。
Okay, hold on...Now, don't blame yourself.
等等!別內(nèi)疚。
He was a groveler from way back.
他從來都是祈求者
But the point is, the two of you got past it.
但我的意思是,你們倆總要跨過去的
And, Leonard, you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex?That was some weak tea, dude.
萊納德,你滾床單滾一半對這可憐的女娃求婚?實在是弱爆了,老兄
Some people might say it was romantic.Yeah, no.
有些人也許會覺得浪漫呢?不可能。
But yet, here you two are, still together.
但你看你倆現(xiàn)在還在一起
And that's even after you and I had our crazy naked night.Okay... That's enough.
甚至還是在我倆激情一裸的那晚之后,夠了夠了
I'm just saying that after everything you've been through,you get to look into each other's eyes and say "I love you."
我是說在你倆同甘共苦這么久之后,總能互相凝望說聲"我愛你"
And that's beautiful.
這是多么的美好
Actually, to this day, she's never really said it.
事實上到現(xiàn)在為止她還沒說過
Oh, Penny! That's ridiculous!
佩妮,這太荒謬了
You know you love him!You look him in the eyes and you say it.
你心里知道你愛她的,你看著他的眼睛然后說出來
Raj... Oh, come on,you know you want to say it. Say it.Say you love him.Say it!
拉杰,別這樣。你知道你想說的,說出來吧。說你愛他,快說??!
I really thought she would say it.
我真以為她一定會說呢
Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis?
我有沒有跟你說過你像性感的螳螂
Every time you drink alcohol.
每次喝了酒你都會說
You know what's wonderful about the praying mantis?
你知道螳螂的妙處在哪里嗎
They devour their mate.
它們會吃掉自己的配偶
Your point being?
你意思是...
Dessert is served.I just had cobbler.
"甜點"上桌,我剛吃完果餡餅?zāi)兀?/div>
You know what?I'm done with this.
知道嗎?我受夠了!
Where are you going?I'm leaving.
你去哪里???我走人。
You can't leave.I need you.You do? Yes.
你不能走,我需要你。你需要我嗎?是的!
You're my ride.
你是我的司機
Sheldon, you either say something meaningful and from the heart, or you and I are done.All right.
謝爾頓,你最好真心地說些甜言蜜語,不然咱倆就此結(jié)束!好吧
Please.Amy...when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine,everything feels not quite normal,
請坐,艾米當我看著你的雙眼而你也深情看著我時一切都好像變得特別了
because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time.
因為我感覺自己變得更強大,同時也更軟弱。
I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified.
我感到激情澎湃的同時 也膽戰(zhàn)心驚
The truth is,I don't know what I feel, except...I know what kind of man I want to be.
事實是我不知道自己的真實感覺,但是我知道自己想做一個怎樣的男人。
Sheldon..that was beautiful..I should hope so.That's from the first SpiderMan movie.
謝爾頓我好感動,我也希望有這效果!這是《蜘蛛俠I》里的經(jīng)典臺詞。
I'll take it.Good.
我受領(lǐng)了,很好。
Now, I assume we're splitting the check? Hey, Stuart.
現(xiàn)在,咱倆該分攤飯錢了吧,斯圖爾特。
Oh, hey. I was actually just about to close up.
來啦,我正準備打烊。
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll leave.
不好意思,我這就走。
No, no. It's okay. Hang out.You sure?
不用,沒事,隨便看。這樣好嗎?
Yeah, you're my first customer today.All right. Great.
沒關(guān)系,你是今天我這里的頭位顧客。好的,太好了。
I'm, uh, having a nightcap.
我正準備來點睡前小酒
You want to join me?
要一起來一杯嗎
What are you drinking?
你喝的是什么
Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug.
用楚巴卡馬克杯喝咖啡利口酒
I call it a sadtini.
我管這個叫"悲催馬天尼"
Perfect for the night I'm having. Thank you.
我今晚喝這個正應(yīng)景 多謝
Hmm. Nice not to drink alone.Amen to that.
有人陪著喝酒感覺真好。那還用說
Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl.You're kidding.
有時候我會往我家小狗的水碗里倒點霞多麗葡萄酒。真的假的?
She's kind of a mean drunk, but what are you gonna do? Cheers.Cheers.
它喝醉了有點難纏,但總比獨醉得好。干杯!干杯!
A little music? Sure.Bossa nova.
來點音樂助興,好啊。芭沙風情
You listen to that with your hips as well as your ears.Mmm.
聽這個要用耳朵和屁股一起感受。正是。
Something about...Latin music just makes me feel like I'm on a white sand beach in Rio.Yeah.
拉丁風情的音樂里那種調(diào)調(diào)能讓我陶醉到,猶如置身里約熱內(nèi)盧的白沙灘,沒錯
The sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies,
艷陽,波濤,嬌軀
tanned and glistening with sweat.
麥色的皮膚,晶瑩的汗水
I should go. Yeah.Uh, thank you for the drink.No problem.
我該走了!不送了,謝謝你請我喝酒,甭客氣
Hey, Stuart. Yeah?
斯圖爾特。啥事兒?
Do you want to... hang out tomorrow night,maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie?
你想不想,明晚咱們出去玩玩一起吃個飯,看個晚場電影什么的
Yeah, II'd like to, but I'm a little tight on funds.
我很樂意,但我手頭有點緊
No problem. My treat.
沒事,我請客
I'll swing by after work.Okay.Okay.
我下班后過來,好的。說定了。
I could do worse.
我還能更沒下限一點
Aw, that's such good news, Howie.Thank you for telling her.
這真是個好消息,華仔。多謝你告訴她。
Hey, I'm a grown man; I'm gonna live with my wife.
我可是男子漢,當然得跟老婆一起住了
My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own.
我老媽只能學(xué)著接受一個人過日子了
Was she upset?
她生氣了嗎
Who can tell? She yells everything.
誰知道啊,怒吼是她的正常語氣
She might have been upset.
她可能生氣了
She might have been hungry.
她可能是餓了
Thanks for fixing it.I love you.
多謝你搞定這事,我愛你。
I love you, too.Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow?
我也愛你,做個好夢哦,明天再聊!
Good night, Rocket Man.
晚安,火箭男
To infinity and beyond, baby.
飛向宇宙,浩瀚無垠,寶貝
Loops.You realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother.I know.
圈客,你知道自己現(xiàn)在是老媽老婆。兩頭瞞嗎?我知道
What are you gonna do when you get back to Earth?
你回到地球后打算咋辦
Oh, I'm never going back.