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生活大爆炸第五季:第14集謝爾頓有趣旗幟課堂(下)

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2018年04月18日

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So, Siri,

Siri

what's happening? How are you?

怎么樣你最近好嗎

I am well.

我很好

What are you doing right now?

你現(xiàn)在在干什么

What am I doing? I'm talking with you.

你還能在干什么我在跟你說話啊

You have a beautiful voice.

你的聲音真好聽

Thank you, it's nice to be appreciated.

謝謝有人欣賞很真好

I bet it is.

這是自然

Why don't women like me?

為什么沒有女人喜歡我

Let me check on that.

我查查看

How about a Web search for Why don't women like me?

網(wǎng)頁搜索下為什么沒有女人喜歡我怎么樣

No need. I've already done that.

不用了我早就搜過了

Siri, do you have a last name?

Siri 你有姓嗎

My name is Siri.

我名叫Siri

Ah, one name.

只有名啊

Like, uh, Cher, Madonna, Adele.

像雪兒麥當(dāng)娜阿黛爾

All the women who rock me.

她們的聲音都讓我蕩漾

My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj.

我名叫拉杰什但你可以叫我拉杰

Would you like me to call you Raj?

你想要我叫你拉杰嗎

I'd like you to call me sexy.

我想要你叫我?guī)浉?/div>

From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?

從現(xiàn)在起我叫你帥哥好嗎

Okay!

好啊

Siri, I'm in the mood for gelato.

Siri 我想吃意大利冰激凌

I found ten restaurants whose reviews mention gelato.

我找到了十家評論里有意大利冰激凌的餐廳

Seven of them are fairly close to you.

其中七家離你相當(dāng)近

Thank you, darling.

謝謝親愛的

You are most certainly welcome, sexy.

你太客氣了帥哥

Well done, Dr. Koothrappali.

不錯嘛庫薩帕里教授

I'm sorry?

怎么了

You've taken a great evolutionary leap

你邁出了革命性的一步

by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourself to romantically bond with a soulless machine.

你放棄了和人類的互動卻愛上了和冷冰冰的機(jī)器打情罵俏

Kudos.

贊一個(Kudos 一款虛擬人生游戲的名字)

I haven't bonded with it.

我沒愛上它

Oh, no, of course. I understand.

是的那當(dāng)然我懂得

You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love.

你害怕這世界還不能接受你的禁忌之愛

Your secret's safe with me.

我會守口如瓶的

It's just a phone.

這只是個手機(jī)

Cooper.

庫珀

Kripke.

克萊皮克

Heads up.

通報

Professor Rothman urinated in the particle physics wab again, so we're going to move up his wetirement party.Fwiday, 5:00 pot wuck.

萊曼教授又在粒子物理實驗司撒尿了(克萊皮克把所有l(wèi)和r的音發(fā)成了w) 我們要把他的腿休派對提前星基五五點自帶飼品

Thanks, Barry.

謝謝巴里

Siri, remind me Friday morning to make my famous popovers.

Siri 星期五早上提醒我制做我拿手的印度飛餅

All right, I'll remind you.

好的我會提醒你

You got Siwi, huh?

你用Siwi 對吧

Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible.Wook.

語音私別系統(tǒng)真是罩透了侃

Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?

Siwi 你能腿薦個番館嗎

I'm sorry, Bawwy.I don't understand wecommend a westauwant.

我不懂什么是腿薦個番館

Wisten to me. Not westauwant; westauwant.

釘我說不是番館是番館

I don't know what you mean by not westauwant; westauwant.

我不明白什么是不是番館是番館

See? Total cwap. You suck, Siwi.

瞧肥物一個 Siwi 你爛死了

Hey, don't talk to her like that.She's a lady.

嘿不要跟她這么說她是位女士

Well, that wady took highwes pictures of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist.Waiter.

作晚這位奴士給我的老二拍高擎的照片并發(fā)到廣告性息網(wǎng) 揮頭見

It's open.

門沒關(guān)

You ready to go?

你準(zhǔn)備走了嗎

Yeah, hang on. Let me just finish this chapter.

等等讓我把這章看完

Can you finish it later?

你不能晚點看嗎

No, I can't.Reading books is a big part of my life now because, you know, we'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more.

不行看書現(xiàn)在是我生活中重要的一部分因為... 我看得越多我們的共同話題就越多

Great. Good. Great.

太好了太好了

What are you reading?

你在看什么

Two Weeks to Rock Hard Abs.

兩星期腹肌速成

They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don't they?

光書名就劇透了不是嗎

All right.Look, just remember how this works.We don't get mad about these things.

好的聽著要記住我們的約定不能因為這些事情生氣

Uh, speaking of which, I've addressed your bug report on my date planning.

說到這我根據(jù)你的問題報告修正了我今晚的約會安排

Got a really fun evening for you.It's kind of a surprise.

今晚的節(jié)目很有意思算是個驚喜吧

All right. Terrific.Well, let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.We wouldn't want you to feel like you were out for a walk with your mommy.

好的很好那讓我找雙不那么高的鞋子這樣你就不會覺得是在跟自己的媽媽散步

Thank you.

謝謝

Here's my list for you right there.

這是我給你的報告放這兒了

All right, fair enough.

好的有來有往

I certainly can be quieter when we kiss.

接吻的時候我當(dāng)然能安靜點

I thought it was an expression of passion,but if it's coming across as juicy and weird,who wants that?

我原以為這是熱情的表示但是如果被形容為很濕很奇怪我寧愿作罷

Uh, uh... I'm sorry.Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are stupid?

不好意思你能解釋下我的眉毛很笨是什么是意思

No, never mind. It's right here.

不用了看見了

Good timing.Dinner's almost ready.

來得正好飯菜都快準(zhǔn)備好了

Great.

太好了

Oh, smells amazing in here.

聞起來很不錯

Oh, what are we eating?

我們吃什么

Oh, an exotic little treat.I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck,and she said she knew about four Chinese grocers,two of which were fairly close to me.

來點異域風(fēng)情我正在跟Siri談北京烤鴨她說她知道四家中國食品店其中兩家離這很近

Her spontaneity is contagious.

我被她自發(fā)性的語音功能傳染了

Who's Siri?

Siri是誰啊

Is he dating somebody new?

他有新女友了嗎

Yes. His phone.

是啊他手機(jī)嘛

Is that cute or creepy?

這該算是可愛還是可怕啊

Can I pour you some wine?I think you'll enjoy it.The traditional choice with Peking duck is a sauvignon blanc,but Siri suggested an offdry Riesling.

我給你們倒點酒吧你們會喜歡的一般來說北京烤鴨是佐以長相思葡萄酒而食(另譯白蘇維翁一種果香豐富的白葡萄酒) 但Siri建議我采用非干型威士蓮佐餐(威士蓮:最精致的白葡萄酒品種非干型:形容葡萄酒有一些甜味但不是很甜)

I wasn't sure,but I didn't want to have an argument with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.

我也不確定但我實在不想在喬氏超市連鎖店跟她吵起來

Now, what should we put Siri in for dinner?

該讓Siri穿什么衣服赴宴呢

Leopard, sparkles,or to paraphrase Coco Chanel,

性感的豹紋殼閃耀的鉆石殼或者用可可·香奈兒的話來說(可可·香奈兒 20世紀(jì)法國設(shè)計師)

you can never go wrong with a little black case?

黑色是永不出錯的顏色

Siri, play some smooth jazz.

Siri 為我們奏一曲抒情爵士樂吧

Playing smooth jazz.

播放抒情爵士樂

Oh, my God, Kenny G?!

天啊是凱麗·金的曲子(凱麗·金全球最著名的高音薩克斯風(fēng)名家)

This woman can read me like a book.

這個女人簡直把我看透了

I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.

我不敢相信居然在格蘭岱爾凱丹廣場買到了我的靈魂伴侶

I don't know if I want to stay.

我覺得我待不下去了

This is amazing.How did you even get this idea

這簡直酷斃了你是怎么想到這主意的

I called your dad.I asked him what things you liked to do when you were a kid.

我打電話給你爸問他你小時候都愛玩些什么

This seemed easier than getting a cow out here so you could tip it.

來這里比找頭牛讓你玩推到容易多了

Okay, you're kind of really great.

你真是棒極了

You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?

你是在夸一個按摩你脖子時就像老鷹要把你叼回巢里的人嗎

Okay, bug report.I just complimented you.You should take it and shut up.

問題報告我剛夸獎了你你應(yīng)該欣然接受然后閉嘴

Right. Sorry, sorry.

好我錯了對不起

And stop apologizing all the time.

不要沒完沒了地向我道歉

Right. Sorry.

好對不起

All right, let's shoot stuff.

好啦咱們開練吧

You want me to show you what to do?

需要我教你怎樣射擊嗎

I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.I think I know how to handle a gat.

我可是個玩《俠盜獵車手》的老手玩起手槍可是駕輕就熟

Wow. You are cute when you get all gangsta.

你痞里痞氣的時候還真可愛

So, I've got a gunshot wound.

現(xiàn)在我多了處槍傷

That's pretty badass.

痞子感更十足了吧

No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.

才不是呢是你的銳步鞋上多了處槍傷你那粉嫩的腳趾頭不過是擦傷

Hello? They gave me a Bandaid.Hospitals do not issue Bandaids unless it is medically necessary.That is the law.

拜托醫(yī)生給我貼了個創(chuàng)可貼醫(yī)院不能隨便給病人開創(chuàng)可貼的除非是傷情嚴(yán)重萬不得已這可是法律規(guī)定

Well, thank you for a really cool evening.

今晚酷斃了謝謝你

Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room.

也謝謝你在急診室?guī)臀?把《星球大戰(zhàn)》的襪子藏起來

Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand?

現(xiàn)在我們是不是評估下公測看看我們的進(jìn)展了

Things are looking good.

前途一片光明

So, are we still taking things slow?Because a gunshot wound today,and last week,I slammed my thumb in the kitchen drawer.We don't know how much time I have.

那么我們還要慢慢來嗎鑒于今天我受了槍傷而上周我的大拇指被廚房的抽屜給夾傷我估計我命不久矣

Good night, you.

晚安

Guten Tag, das YouTube.

YouTube上的各位看官您好(以下為德語)

Ich bin ein Bavarian.

我是巴伐利亞人

Und ich bin eine pretzel!

而我是椒鹽脆餅(椒鹽脆餅巴伐利亞傳統(tǒng)小吃)

Und dis is Sheldon Cooper Presents:Fun...Mit...Flags.

謝爾頓·庫珀傾情奉獻(xiàn) 有趣的旗幟

First door on the left.