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聽美劇學英語_生活大爆炸第四季第22集 (上)

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2018年04月14日

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《生活大爆炸第四季》中Leonard和Penny分手后，決定繼續(xù)做普通朋友。與此同時，經(jīng)過幾個月的短信交流，Sheldon終于決定和神經(jīng)生物學家Amy約會，這可是他人生中的首次約會。和他堪稱絕配的 Amy，最終是否能成為他的女朋友?Penny對“謝米戀”大感興趣，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己成了尷尬的電燈泡。本季中，Howard的女友Bernadette也將回歸，而他的好基友Raj還停留在不能和女人正常交流的階段。

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I must say, Penny, this is great fun.

我不得不說佩妮這真有意思

Glad you're enjoying yourself.

很高興你玩得這么嗨

Until I met you and Bernadette, my trips to the bathroom had been entirely focused on elimination. Now they have a delightful social aspect.

認識你和伯納黛特前我的洗手間之旅只有排泄這一個主題現(xiàn)在又多了社交功能

Amy, you must've been in the bathroom with other women before.

艾米你之前肯定跟別的女生一起上過衛(wèi)生間吧

Of course I have. But they were strangers and seemed off-put when I engaged in friendly stall-to-stall chit-chat.

當然咯但之前都是陌生人而且在我跟她們隔著小間閑聊時都很不高興

Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.

有些女生不喜歡在沒穿內(nèi)褲時被人套近乎

You okay in there, bestie?

你在里面沒事吧閨蜜

I'm fine...

我沒事

The reason I ask is that many people experience bladder shyness; the inability to pass uri...

我這么問你是因為很多人都會“膀胱羞澀” 就是在聊天的時候沒法小...

Yeah, I said I'm fine. Stop talking to me.

喂我說了我沒事了住嘴吧

She always this crabby when she urinates?

她小便的時候總是這么兇嗎

We're really not that close.

其實我倆沒那么鐵

Screw it. I'll go later.

去他娘的待會兒再說吧

And I'll be right by your side.

那我待會兒還來陪你

Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?

我有沒有跟你說過普麗婭邀請了我和霍華德去跟她和萊納德一起吃飯

Oh, that's nice.

哦不錯啊

No, it's not. It's a strategic maneuver. Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group. That bitch is crafty.

非也非也她在?；ㄕ?萊納德的新女友在檢驗伯納黛特對你和咱們的忠心呢那個賤人真狡猾啊

You think?

真的嗎

Of course. How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests? By going after its weakest member.

當然獵豹是怎么對付牛羚群的追殺最弱小的成員

Well, what makes me the weakest member?

為啥我是最弱小的

Your trusting nature coupled with your teeny-tiny body. You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.

因為你總輕信別人而且身材瘦小你要是在塞倫蓋蒂連一分鐘都撐不到（塞倫蓋蒂非洲著名自然保護區(qū)）

Okay, Amy, you're being silly. I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who. And I certainly don't have a problem with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup.

好吧艾米你這是在犯傻誰跟誰一起吃飯我才不在乎呢而且我肯定對萊納德那個總是化妝太濃的新女友沒啥意見

Ooh, these are cute.

嗚這鞋好漂亮

Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.

當然我要是買下的話我就得給同性戀夫婦當代孕媽媽了

It doesn't matter. I'm going to tell her we can't make it.

無所謂了我跟她說我去不了

Oh, no. You have to go.

不行你一定要去

I don't understand. I thought I was a teeny-tiny wildebeest.

我不懂了我以為我是那只瘦小的牛羚

You are—with hair that smells like strawberries. And we're going to use that to our advantage.

沒錯而且你還在用草莓香味的香波我們要充分利用這一點

Wait. What are you talking about?

打住你到底在說什么

By accepting the invitation, Bernadette becomes a double agent inside the enemy camp. She could ferret out Priya's tactics, identify her weaknesses and feed her false information, such as: Leonard's no stranger to back-alley cockfights.

只要接受了邀請伯納黛特就成了敵營里的雙面間諜她可以洞悉普麗婭的詭計找到她的弱點并能提供假情報比如萊納德是地下斗雞比賽的?？?/div>

I don't know. I'm not a very good liar. They kind of whup that out of you in Catholic school.

不知道啊我不怎么會撒謊的在天主學校時就被罰得不敢撒謊了

Don't worry. I'll teach you. I did two years of Cub Scouts before they found out I was a girl.

別擔心我來教你我在童子軍里待了兩年都沒讓他們發(fā)現(xiàn)我是女生

Okay, I don't know you people. I'm just an innocent woman wondering if this shoe store will take my Texaco card.

好吧我不認識你們我只是個天真的女生不知這家鞋店能否用德士古加油卡

How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample bosom?

你覺得在你的雙峰之間藏一個錄音設備怎么樣

I don't want anything in my ample bosom.

我雙峰之間容不下任何東西

Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.

來嘛小草莓為咱們犧牲一下唄

Okay, see you later.

好待會兒見

Good news. I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess.

好消息我終于設計出了三人象棋

That is good news. Bye.

確實是好消息拜拜

Uh, do you know how I solved the balanced center combat-area problem? Five words: transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation.

你知道我是怎么解決交戰(zhàn)區(qū)域中心對稱這個問題的嗎很簡單四邊形向三角形的過渡鑲嵌

That... that's brilliant.

這這個很贊

It's what I do. But wait, there's more. I also invented two new chess pieces. The serpent... and the old woman.

我就說嘛等下還有哈我還發(fā)明了兩個新棋子毒蛇和老婦

Okay, now I have to ask. What do they do?

好吧現(xiàn)在我非得問了這倆怎么玩

When the serpent slithers to an opposing player's piece, that piece is considered poisoned and will die after two more moves.

當毒蛇經(jīng)過對方的棋子時那個棋子就算中毒了再走兩步之后就會死掉

All right.

好吧

Unless... it gets to the old woman in time, in which case she sucks out the poison, turning her into the Grand Empress: a piece combining the power of the Knight, Queen and Serpent.

除非它能及時趕到老婦身邊這樣的話她就能吸出毒液并且自己變成太后老婦同時集合了馬后和毒蛇三者的功效

Elegant.

妙極了

That's because it's simple.

那是因為簡單才妙

Okay, well, I look forward to playing with you.

好很期待和你殺一局哦

And...

還有

And what?

還有啥

And a third person. It's three-person chess.

第三個人啊這是三人象棋嘛

I must say, ever since you started having regular intercourse, your mind has lost its keen edge. You should reflect on that.

我不得不說自從你開始定期交媾之后你的腦子就沒那么好使了你應該采取點兒措施的

Excuse me, but Einstein had a pretty busy sex life.

抱歉可愛因斯坦性生活也很頻繁啊

Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces. If he hadn't been such a hound dog, we'd all have time machines.

所以他沒能把引力和其它力統(tǒng)一起來他要是不這么亂搞我們早就有時光機器了

Got it. Bye.

知道了拜

You know I'm right.

你知道哥是對的

I think he's getting worse.

他的病情又加重了

Oh, my metatarsal are barking.

嗷我的跖骨在哀嚎

You okay?

你還好嗎

Yeah, yeah.I'm just breaking in some new shoes.

沒事我只是穿了雙新鞋而已

Very pretty.

很漂亮

Thank you. Did you know that women wear high heels to make the buttocks and breasts more prominent?

謝謝你知道女人穿高跟鞋是為了更加前凸后翹嗎

Hadn't really thought about it.

還真沒這么想過

Look.

瞧

Uh, sure. Very... prominent.

呃沒錯相當...翹

Please, Leonard, don't leer, you have a girlfriend.

拜托萊納德別亂瞟了你有女友了

Sorry.

抱歉

So, are you off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette?

你要和普麗婭霍華德伯納黛特共進晚餐嗎

Yeah. How did you know?

是啊你怎么知道的

I heard it at the mall, when I was shopping with my girlfriends, 'cause, you know, that's kind of my life now. Have a good night. Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.

我在商場聽說的當時正和閨蜜們一起血拼這基本上就是我現(xiàn)在的生活狀態(tài)了祝你有愉快的一晚我轉身離開時盡量別偷瞄我的翹臀

Hey, Raj, will you be joining us for dinner?

拉杰你要和我們共進晚餐嗎

The lonely guy and the two happy couples? I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with nine fingers.

孤家寡人跟兩對甜蜜鴛鴦?chuàng)胶蛦?我還不如找個猥瑣男幫我做前列腺檢查直到他斷指呢

Oh, would you please stop feeling sorry for yourself?

你能不能不要顧影自憐了

I have to feel sorry for myself. I'm the only one who cares. Just like I'm the only one who'll have sex with me.

我也是迫于無奈因為我是唯一關心自己的人就像我是唯一愿意和自己做愛的人一樣

Really? In front of your sister?

你怎么能在你妹妹面前說這種話

We shared a room growing up. This is not news to me.

我們從小住在一個房間我都聽習慣了

Excuse me. I'm going to go wander the streets alone. Invisible, unwanted and unloved. A pathetic shadow in a city with no heart. I forgot my windbreaker. It'chilly.

失陪了我要去街上獨自閑逛一會無人關注無人需要無人愛憐都市里的一剪孤影無牽無掛我忘穿防風夾克了外面怪冷的

I don't understand. Is this a way to break in new shoes?

我就不明白了新鞋就這樣穿的嗎

No. Once these puppies touch the ground they're mine, and I'll have to wear them walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard in order to pay them off.

不但這對小寶貝一旦沾地就屬于我了我就要穿著它們在好萊塢大道徘徊好讓它們物有所值

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

美啦美啦美啦

Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.

好消息牛羚到達印度人家了

The what?

神馬

Bernadette is with Priya and Leonard. Message received. Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya."

伯納黛特同普麗婭和萊納德碰面了短信已收到啟動“普麗婭不想步你后塵”行動

Hey. Seriously? Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?

你不至于吧你高中沒玩夠這種小團體把戲嗎

I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any.

我倒也想但組小團體是需要朋友的而我卻沒有

None?

一個都沒有嗎

I used to take my lunch down to the maintenance room and eat with the janitor. It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop. Hang on. It's the wildebeest. Priya just made a snide comment about your acting career.

我以前會把午餐帶到保全室和清潔工一起吃那種感覺很好直到他老婆罵我“賤貨”將我拒之門外等等是牛羚發(fā)來的普麗婭剛剛挖苦了一番你的演藝事業(yè)

W-What the hell did she say?

她都說什么了

She thinks it's cool you're following your dream, no matter what.

她認為了不起的是你勇于追夢不管這有多難

That bitch!

賤人!

How do you want to handle it?

你想怎么應對

Um, okay. Tell Bernadette to tell Priya that I'm on my way to Prague to shoot a movie with Angelina Jolie.

呃好吧讓伯納黛特告訴普麗婭我在去布拉格的路上準備去和安吉麗娜·朱莉拍電影

Got it. Is it going to be in 3-D?