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2018年04月08日

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《生活大爆炸第四季》中Leonard和Penny分手后，決定繼續(xù)做普通朋友。與此同時，經(jīng)過幾個月的短信交流，Sheldon終于決定和神經(jīng)生物學(xué)家Amy約會，這可是他人生中的首次約會。和他堪稱絕配的 Amy，最終是否能成為他的女朋友?Penny對“謝米戀”大感興趣，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己成了尷尬的電燈泡。本季中，Howard的女友Bernadette也將回歸，而他的好基友Raj還停留在不能和女人正常交流的階段。

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This may seem a little odd at first but over time, you'll grow accustomed to dealing with me in this configuration.

可能一開始感覺會有點怪但時間久了你們就會漸漸習(xí)慣和這樣的我打交道

Yeah, to be honest, I don't see much difference.

是咩說實話我覺得沒什么不同

Thank you. That's what I was going for.

謝謝這也是我的目的

Now, Leonard, tomorrow, when we go to work you'll need to allow some extra time to get me down the stairs. For your convenience, I disassemble into four pieces.

那個萊納德明天我們?nèi)ド习鄷r，你得騰出點時間來把我搬下樓梯為了讓你省力我會分解成四個部分

This is ridiculous. I'm coming to talk to you.

這太荒唐了我要去找你談?wù)?/div>

You don't know where I am. My physical body is safely ensconced in a secure, undisclosed location.

你不知道我在哪兒我的肉身現(xiàn)被安置在一個安全保密的場所

You're in your bedroom.

你不就在你臥室里么

No, I'm not.

不我不在

I can hear your voice coming from your bedroom.

我都能聽到你說話的聲音從臥室傳出來

No, you can't. Wait. Come back. Halt. Authorized personnel only!

不你聽不到你給我等著回來站住未經(jīng)授權(quán)人員禁止入內(nèi)

So, either one of you weirdos want to buy my underwear? Only 1,400 bucks.

好吧你們兩個變態(tài)有誰想買我的內(nèi)衣么只要一千四百塊哦

Sheldon, this is ridiculous.

謝爾頓這太荒唐了

I'm behind you. Please look at me when you're talking to me.

我在你后面和我說話時請看著我

I am looking at you.

我正看著你呢

No, you're not. Pay no attention to that man in the bed.

不你沒有無視床上的那個人

You cannot exist as a virtual presence. Not here and certainly not at work.

你不能以這種方式存在于這世上這兒不行工作時就更不行了

Oh, good God. At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

我的娘咧你知不知道我這年紀的人，統(tǒng)計數(shù)字上最可能怎么死嗎

At the hands of your roommate?

被你室友做掉嗎

An accident. That's how I'm going to make it look. Until I can transfer my intellect to a more durable container my body will remain safely ensconced in my bed.

死于一場意外我就準備弄成像是一場意外在我將自己的智慧轉(zhuǎn)移到一個更持久的容器內(nèi)之前，我的肉身將被安全安置在我的床上

Fine, but don't expect my help.

隨你但別指望我會幫你

You have to help it's in the roommate agreement.

你必須幫我室友協(xié)議里寫了

No, it's not.

不才沒有

Section 74.C. The various obligations and duties of the parties in the event one of them becomes a robot.

74條C款兩人間若有人成了機器人，另一人所應(yīng)盡的各項義務(wù)和責任

I'll be damned.

讓我一頭撞死好了

This is delightful.

這種感覺太贊了

Uhhuh.

哼哼

It's much easier to enjoy the picturesque route we travel to work when you remove the specter of fiery vehicular death.

不用擔心死于車禍，這樣在上班路中欣賞美景就更加怡然自得了

Refresh my memory. Why didn't I just put you in the trunk?

提醒我下我干嘛不直接把你塞進后備箱呢

Because I called shotgun. Remember?

因為我先搶了前排座位記得不

Right.

好吧

You seem tense. Perhaps this will relax you.

你看著壓力很大這樣會不會感到放松

I don't want to listen to music, Sheldon.

我不想聽音樂謝爾頓

Very well. I don't understand why you're not enjoying this. Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities we're like Knight Rider.

好吧真不明白你為什么不喜歡這樣你和增強功能的我一起在車里這就好比霹靂游俠嘛（同名電視劇男主角和他的人工智能車）

Except in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.

那里面的車可不是括約肌吱吱響的廢柴

You mock the sphincter but the sphincter is a class of muscle without which human beings couldn't survive. There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body. How many can you name?

你居然嘲笑括約肌括約肌可是人體的一組肌肉沒有的話人類沒法存活的哦人體內(nèi)共有超過50種不同的括約肌你能叫出多少

I was wrong this is exactly like Knight Rider.

我錯了這就是一霹靂游俠沒說的

Perhaps you'd be interested in a different game. No.

你大概會對另一個游戲感興趣沒興趣

This is a photograph of the 1911 Solvay Conference on the theory of radiation and quanta. Using Photoshop, I've introduced a few anachronisms. See if you can spot all 24. I'll give you the first one.Madame Curie should not be wearing a digital watch. And go.

這張照片是在1911年召開的輻射和量子理論索爾瓦會議，我PS了幾處不該存在的東西看看你能不能找出所有24處我先給你第一個提示好了居里夫人不該帶著電子表你繼續(xù)吧

That's it. Byebye.

夠了拜拜

Bazinga. I have an override switch.

嚇死你我有更高權(quán)限的開關(guān)

I almost died!

我差點被你害死了

And I'm safe and sound in bed. Who's crazy now? I'm still going to go with you.

而我仍安然無恙地坐在床上現(xiàn)在再看誰是瘋子我還是會說你

Hello, Professor Hoskins.

你好霍斯金斯教授

Nice to see you, Mindy. And konnichiwa, Dr. Nakamura. Sorry the Swedes disproved your theory.

很高興見到你敏迪中村博士很遺憾那幫瑞典佬推翻了你的理論

Leonard, my door.

萊納德我的門

What about it?

你的門怎么了

Be a lamb and open it for me.

乖給哥開個門

Why? What's the problem?

為嘛有啥問題嗎

You think you have me stymied, don't you?

你以為你難住我了對嗎

No, I think a doorknob has you stymied.

沒有啊我覺得難住你的是門把手

Oh, look, it's Leonard and R2DBag. That's my joke. I told it last night. You can't just use it.

（這里Dbag是douchebag的縮寫）這笑話是我想出來的我昨晚給你講的你不能隨便剽竊好吧

Raj, be a lamb and open the door for me.

拉杰乖替哥開下門

Oh, sure.

好的

He's a lamb. You're not.

他真乖你不乖

I'm a lamb.

我好乖哦

Isn't this nice? The pleasures of fellowship and camaraderie without having to tolerate your germy breath on my skin.

這一切多美好啊在享受同伴感情的同時又不必忍受你們污濁呼吸對我皮膚的傷害

I say we just take him to Tatooine and sell him to some Jawas.

要我說咱們把他送到塔圖因星球上把他賣給爪哇人吧（《星戰(zhàn)》情節(jié)）

That's two, dude. Write your own jokes. Oh, great.

第二次了老兄寫你自己的笑話去哎呦欸

Hi, I'm Penny, I'll be your waitress.

嗨我叫佩妮今晚為你們服務(wù)

Why are you introducing yourself?

你干嘛還要作自我介紹啊

I'd rather people not know I have any prior connection to you whatsoever.

不管怎么樣我寧愿大家都不知道我跟你們之前有任何聯(lián)系

Can you tell me the specials this evening?

你能介紹一下今晚有什么特色菜嗎

Sheldon, I'm not waiting on you.

謝爾頓我不為你服務(wù)

Obviously. I don't even have water yet. Because you're not here.

當然了你還沒給我倒水呢因為你不在這里

That's discrimination against the otherwise located. I'm going to have to go over your head. Manager... manager.

你這是對遠程遙控人員的歧視我要去找你的領(lǐng)導(dǎo) 經(jīng)理經(jīng)理在嗎

Oh, Lord, look who it is. Is that Steve Wozniak?

天啊快看那是誰那是斯蒂夫·沃茲尼亞克嗎（蘋果公司創(chuàng)始人之一）

I think it is. The Great and Powerful Woz.

我猜沒錯神奇而偉大的沃茲啊

Penny, Steve Wozniak was one of the cofounders of Apple Computer. He and Steve Jobs started it... Yeah

佩妮斯蒂夫·沃茲尼亞克可是蘋果電腦公司的創(chuàng)始人之一呢他和斯蒂夫·喬布斯一起創(chuàng)辦了... 沒錯

I know who he is. I watch Dancing with the Stars. I must speak to him.

我知道他是誰我看過《與星共舞》斯蒂夫·沃茲尼亞克曾參加過該節(jié)目我得去和他聊聊

Of course you must.

你當然得去了

You know, there's an Olive Garden down the street. You guys should try it sometime.

這條街上還有家橄欖園（意大利連鎖餐館)你們有空應(yīng)該去嘗嘗

Excuse me, Mr. Wozniak?

打擾了沃茲尼亞克先生

Oh, hey. Nice virtual presence device. Thank you.

嘿很不錯的虛擬化身儀器謝謝夸獎

I just want to say I'm a big fan. You're my 15th favorite technological visionary.

我想說我是你的忠實粉絲你在我最愛的科技遠見卓識者排行榜上排第15

Only 15th? It's still six spots above Steve Jobs. I care neither for turtlenecks nor showmanship.

才第15啊那也比斯蒂夫·喬布斯高6名呢我既不喜歡高翻衣領(lǐng) 也不喜愛炫舞技的人

Yeah, I never got that turtleneck thing.

嗯我從來不穿高翻領(lǐng)的衣服

One of my proudest possessions is a vintage 1977 Apple Two. Despite the file system limitations of Apple DOS 3.3 it was a pretty nifty little achievement.

我最得意的收藏就是一臺1977年產(chǎn)的蘋果Ⅱ 如果不考慮蘋果DOS 3.3版文件系統(tǒng)的局限性它確實算個一流的小成就

Thanks, we were shooting for "nifty." You know, if you had it here I'd autograph it for you.

多謝 "一流"這個詞讓我受寵若驚如果你能把它帶過來的話我可以在上面簽個名

Don't move for 15 to 30 minutes depending on how the buses are running. Nerds.

別走開等我15到30分鐘具體情況得看公交車的運營情況書呆子

I'm coming, Woz, I'm coming. Penny... Penny... Penny.

我來了沃茲我來了佩妮佩妮佩妮

What up, ShelBot? I can't get out of bed. I hurt my ankle.

怎么了謝童木我下不了床腳扭了

What do you want me to do? Sing me "Soft Kitty."

你想讓我干嘛啊給我唱"乖乖貓"吧

Really, you want me to sing "Soft Kitty" to a computer monitor?