《生活大爆炸第三季》(英文:The Big Bang Theory Season 3)是由馬克·森卓斯基執(zhí)導(dǎo),查克·羅瑞、比爾·布拉迪編劇,吉姆·帕森斯、約翰尼·蓋爾克奇、卡蕾·措科、西蒙·赫爾伯格、昆瑙·內(nèi)亞、梅麗莎·勞奇共同主演的美國情景喜劇。第三季于2009年9月21日在哥倫比亞廣播公司(CBS)播出。講述了從北極回來的Howard、Raj、Leonard、Sheldon發(fā)生的又一系列令人啼笑皆非的事情。
When are you going to stop making Cylon toast?
你能別再擺弄賽昂吐司了嗎(太空堡壘卡拉狄加里的人類天敵)
When I have enough to destroy all the human toast on the battlestar known as Galactica.
待我囤積的吐司大軍,足以毀滅傳說中太空堡壘卡拉狄加上的人類吐司之后
Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's?
你就穿這去佩妮那兒看橄欖球嗎
What's wrong with a football jersey?
這件球衣咋不對勁了
Nothing.
沒啥
That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
只是看上去更像特制橄欖球雞尾酒
It's the smallest size they had,
這是最小號的
except the one for dogs.
除了狗狗衫以外
I can't believe they had one for dogs.
難以置信,居然還有專門的狗狗衫
Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.
當(dāng)然有了,犬類球迷在德州司空見慣
Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.
但是貓咪卻不肯穿運(yùn)動服
My sister found that out the hard way.
我姐有過慘痛教訓(xùn)
Anyway, wish me luck.
管他的,祝我好運(yùn)吧
Leonard, wait.
等等,萊納德
Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted by Penny's pair is based on your desire to ensure your continuing mating privileges with her?
你是想通過結(jié)交佩妮的朋友來維持你倆間的性愛關(guān)系我這么假設(shè)沒錯吧
Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way
對我來說不盡然如此
How would you put it?
那到底是怎樣
Yeah, okay, like you said.
好吧,其實就是你說的那樣
Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
看來要經(jīng)歷一段性關(guān)系還真是麻煩得要命
Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?
你就不能花錢找個妓女嗎
By the way.
順便
Another accepted usage for the term "ho."
在這種語境下也可以"嗬"一聲
Good-bye, Sheldon.
再見,謝爾頓
Hold on
等下
I believe that social convention dictate you not arriving empty-handed.
我認(rèn)為按照社會傳統(tǒng)規(guī)定你可不能兩手空空地上門
Would you like to bring some Cylon toast?
帶些賽昂吐司吧
Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at.
不帶,我想融入其中,才不想被嘲笑
What's funny about Cylon toast?
賽昂吐司有啥好笑
It's open.
門沒鎖
Hey, pal.
好啊,哥們兒
What do you want?
你來干嘛
I brought you a little gift.
我給你帶了件小禮物
New kite.
一只新風(fēng)箏
The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang,
你害我輸?shù)舻哪侵豢墒钦诘呐撂骑L(fēng)箏
Indian fighting kite that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.
是我兄弟從新德里給我寄來的印度戰(zhàn)斗風(fēng)箏
It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.
我組裝了一整天,兩天用來上色
This is Hello Kitty.
而這是Hello Kitty
Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse.
沒錯,但這可附帶一只零錢袋呢
Does a Patang?
帕唐風(fēng)箏有嗎
Wow, you just don't get it, do you?
你還是不懂,是嗎
Buying me something pretty isn't going to make our problem just go away.
就算你給我買什么可愛的小玩意也不能解決問題
Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be.
聽我說,我有時候的確不是一個絕佳好友
You've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend.
你根本就是超級爛友,爛到極點
Stipulated.
沒說錯
And you do it all the time.
你一直都這樣
Last week in the mall at Radio Shack, we were looking for a phone with giant numbers for your mother,
上周在Radio Shack商場(美國電子產(chǎn)品零售商)我們在幫你媽找一部超大號碼鍵的電話
and I suddenly realize you're not even there.
而我一轉(zhuǎn)眼,你居然就不見了
I know, I know... And Where were you?
我知道,你去哪兒了
Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.
被HDOS快餐店的一個女孩兒勾走了
But in my defense, she was gorgeous!
聽我解釋,她實在很火辣嘛
And working that squeezer to make the lemonade, going and down and up and down.
一邊用榨汁機(jī)做檸檬汁一邊上下扭腰擺臀的
It was like a free pole dance right in the middle of the food court.
簡直就是在美食天地中免費欣賞鋼管舞嘛
You're impossible.
你真是不可理喻
Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.
至少我不用喝醉酒就能和女人交談自如
Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.
不好意思,我這是選擇性緘默癥,被鑒定為是生理疾病
You're just a douche.
你呢,你不過是個腦殘
No. You know what?
不,知道嗎
Maybe that's what this whole thing's about. You're not mad at me, you're mad at yourself.
也許這才是原因,你不是在生我的氣,而是氣你自己
No, I'm mad at you.
不,我就是生你的氣
I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
我是討厭自己,但我還是生你的氣
Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.
好吧,你生我氣,我明白
How about we go spend the day together?
何不今天咱一起過
Just the two of us. We'll go anywhere you want.
就我們倆,你想去哪兒都成
I don't know.
我不知道
Come on.
別這樣嘛
Let me take you someplace nice.
我?guī)闳ズ猛娴牡胤?/div>
I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.
我很喜歡瀝青坑博物館(展出動物化石的公園)
Really, now? With the traffic and the parking?
現(xiàn)在去,那交通和停車問題
Okay, fine.
管他的,走
The Tar Pits. Let's go.
瀝青坑,我們來啦
Oh, why can't I stay mad at you?
我怎么就對你沒轍呢
Go! Go! Go! Go-go-go-go! Yes!
上啊上啊,快上,太好了
Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what?
你們沒看到嗎?這真是太棒了
Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game.
親愛的,現(xiàn)在放的是98年冠軍賽的比賽集錦
Oh. Did not know that.
我不知道
- How much beer have you had? - None, why?
-你喝了多少,-沒喝,怎么
Oh. I was just kind of hoping you were drunk.
沒啥,我只是希望你喝醉了
- Now we're back live. - Okay, yeah.
-現(xiàn)在回到現(xiàn)場直播了,-好
I can see the difference.
我能看出跟之前的差別
Oh, where's the flag? That's intentional grounding.
怎么不擲黃旗,那絕對是故意出界
- Totally. - That completely was a forward pass, Which they threw intentionally incomplete To avoid loss of yardage or to conserve time
-絕對的,-那完全就是個向前傳球也就是說他們故意傳球不成功以免被罰碼數(shù),或為了節(jié)省時間
I can't believe they're not being penalized with the loss of a down
我真不敢相信,裁判甚至不罰掉他們失去一次進(jìn)攻機(jī)會
And by having to move the line of scrimmage back to the spot of the foul.
并將啟球線移回到犯規(guī)的地方重新開始進(jìn)攻
Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
來,吃塊披薩,親愛的
Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
佩妮,你知道我有乳糖不耐癥的
I know. I just need you,stop talking.
我知道,我只想讓你別說話
Penny. Penny. Penny.
佩妮,佩妮,佩妮
- Sheldon, come in. - Thank you.
-謝爾頓,進(jìn)來吧,-謝謝
I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread.
我想做三明治,但沒面包了
There's some in the fridge.
冰箱里有
You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator.
你不該把面包放冰箱里的
Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules, which occurs faster at cool temperatures.
淀粉分子間的結(jié)晶作用,會讓面包變硬在低溫條件下,這一過程會加速
On Earth, we say "thank you."
在地球上,我們都說"謝謝"
So Leonard, how goes the mimesis?
萊納德,鸚鵡學(xué)舌得怎么樣
"Mimesis"?
鸚鵡學(xué)舌
You know. Mimesis.
你知道的,鸚鵡學(xué)舌
An action in which the mimic takes on the properties 在低溫條件下,這一過程會加速
就是鸚鵡學(xué)著某個特定的目標(biāo)或人物模仿他們的行為
Mimesis.
鸚鵡學(xué)舌
What the hell are you talking about?
你到底在說什么啊
I'm attempting to communicate with you without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.
我是在跟你交流又不想讓你周圍的人明白
Let me try again.
我再試一次好了
Have the indigenous fauna Accepted you as one of their own?
這幾個"本地物種" 接受你為他們中一員了嗎
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
咯吱咯吱,使使眼色
Oh, I guess so.
我想是吧
Good. Oh, FYI.
很好,順便提醒你
After I eat my sandwich, I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite out for a test run.
我吃完三明治之后,我就帶庫薩帕里的帕唐風(fēng)箏出去試飛一下
Would you like to get your delta-wing raptor and join me?
你想帶著你的三角翼猛禽,跟我一起去嗎
I don't want to fly kites, Sheldon. We're watching football here.
謝爾頓,我不想去放風(fēng)箏我們正看球賽呢
I can see that.
我看得出來
I was providing you with an alternative.
只是給你另外一個選擇而已
A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.
而且是之前從未在類似情況下提供過的恩惠
Oh, look at that.
快看
The Oklahoma coach throw down a red flag indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field.
俄克拉荷馬的主教練擲紅旗表明他對場上裁決表示異議
I hope he's right, 'cause if he's not, It'll cost him one of his three time-outs.
希望他是對的,不然的話他就要付出三次暫停中的一次作為代價了
You know, Leonard, honey,
萊納德,親愛的
I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon.
你想跟謝爾頓出去斗風(fēng)箏的話,我不介意的
No, I'll watch the end of the game. Besides, there's only three minutes left.
不,我想看完這比賽,再說,反正也就剩三分鐘了
Until halftime.
上半場剩三分鐘
This is justalf?
才到上半場結(jié)束
We've been here for hours.
都幾個小時了
And you're gonna be here for a couple more. - Oh, you're kidding me. - No.
還得再有幾個小時-你開什么玩笑,-沒開玩笑
Nice meeting all of you.
很高興見到各位
So, yeah, anyway, that's my boyfriend.
是啊,那啥,那就是我男朋友
He is really smart.
他真的很聰明
I really like my saber-toothed cat.
這劍齒貓(即劍齒虎)我真的很喜歡
Thank you.
謝謝你
My pleasure.
別客氣
Maybe after lunch, we can go to Marie Callender's and have some pie.
也許午飯后,我們還可以去圣安東尼奧餐廳吃幾個派
I'd like it.
我很想去
This is turning out to be a perfect Saturday.
這真是一個完美的周六
Good.I'm glad.
很好,我很榮幸
Oh, man. Did you see the way she smiled at me?
兄弟,看到她怎么對我笑了嗎
Fine. Go ahead.
好吧,你去好了
No. This is our day.
不行,今兒就我們倆過
If you want to chase after her,chase after her.
想去追的話,就去吧
Ah, who am I kidding? I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that.
開什么玩笑,那樣的女孩,我一點機(jī)會都沒有的
Don't put yourself down. You're a very attractive man.
別這么妄自菲薄,你還是很有吸引力的
You think so? Yeah.
你真這么想,對
Absolutely. It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class with me now and then,
當(dāng)然,雖然我不會強(qiáng)迫你跟我去上普拉提鍛煉肌肉
But you have a certain wiry appeal
但你的竹竿身材還是有點吸引力的
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter 'cause she wasn't really smiling at me.
是啊,都無所謂了因為她又沒真的對我笑
Actually, in this case, I think she was.
事實上,這次我覺得她確實有
Really?
真的
- Yeah. - Bye.
-真的,-回見
What a douche.
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