英語幽默教程匯總和更新

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, cl [查看全文]

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? 一份報(bào)紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳 [查看全文]

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. Hes telling a dumb- blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. 一位口技表演者用放在他膝上的玩具娃娃練習(xí)表演。他在跟金發(fā)碧眼的玩具 [查看全文]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Thats the ugliest baby that Ive ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: [查看全文]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of [查看全文]

A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news.Oh dear, whats the bad news? asks the patient. The doctor replies, You only have 24 hours to live.Thats terrible, said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse? The doctor [查看全文]

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, You can't eat your own sandwiches here! 兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳 [查看全文]

Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn? 子：爸爸，法語難學(xué)嗎？ Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy. 父：我的孩子，一開始難學(xué)，不過過后就容易了。 Son: That's great! I'll lea [查看全文]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, u [查看全文]

Dear Dad, 親愛的老爸： Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. [查看全文]