英語幽默教程匯總和更新

One man's pain - another man's gain.一個男人的痛苦是另一個男人的收獲。Have you guys read Nietszche? God is de... [查看全文]

Megan simply couldn't help herself.Megan控制不住不了自己。Haha! I fooled you all! It wasn't him that murdered... [查看全文]

Spin doctors were also present at the time of Napoleon.拿破侖時期就有公關(guān)人員了。 [查看全文]

The kids have slept through the night!They were so easy that I took the liberty of dozing off myself.It is jus... [查看全文]

He followed me all the way home! Can I keep him?他一路跟我回來的，我能留下他么? [查看全文]

Glenn discovershe is a vampire.格林發(fā)現(xiàn)自己是一個吸血鬼。That's odd! Your ass isn't there...真奇怪，你的屁股沒有印出來... [查看全文]

Theologians have discussed what Jesus would do first if he came back - they weren't even close神學(xué)家們討論過耶穌復(fù)生后做的第一件事，他們猜錯了。 [查看全文]

The first time a pig tastes bacon.當(dāng)豬第一次嘗到培根。Serioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I understand why they kil... [查看全文]

No,honey,take one of the other puppies.That's a bohemian artist type. It will no doubt lead to trouble...親愛... [查看全文]

Andrew, what's that?! Just bring us stuff we can eat! Fool!Andrew那是什么？快去撿能吃的東西吧，傻子！ [查看全文]