英語幽默教程匯總和更新

SpeedingA speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. I'm going to give you a ticket for speed... [查看全文]

瘋?cè)嗽篖ate one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽?one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do y... [查看全文]

眼皮Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's th... [查看全文]

去你個(gè)頭小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。過了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說：May... [查看全文]

The RainA small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard... [查看全文]

醫(yī)生懂得多A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up... [查看全文]

上個(gè)星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個(gè)老美看到就笑我說, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I... [查看全文]

和上帝對話A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and... [查看全文]

Two birlsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is wh... [查看全文]

The Fish Net"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." r... [查看全文]