A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the l... [查看全文]
Compliment"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call ... [查看全文]
Big handsTeacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?tudent:... [查看全文]
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man."I broke a mirror," he replied."But that means s... [查看全文]
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant."You have your choice of two brains," he told the pat... [查看全文]
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the fa... [查看全文]
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'... [查看全文]
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."一... [查看全文]
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on... [查看全文]
Ten CandiesMother asks her son, Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you ... [查看全文]