An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down besi... [查看全文]
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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he... [查看全文]
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. I picked up his dirty cl... [查看全文]
Once there was a young man who was so confident in his strength(力量)that he offered a $1000 bet. He would squ... [查看全文]
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A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to how... [查看全文]
Two cowsTwo cows are standing in a field, talking to each other. One cow says, "Hey, aren't you worried abo... [查看全文]
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