英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

杰克霍金斯是美國(guó)一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學(xué)業(yè)不行，院方不愿錄取。有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見(jiàn)院長(zhǎng)，希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)。 [查看全文]

一位婦人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫回家的時(shí)候總是爛醉如泥，她決定為丈夫治好這個(gè)毛病。一個(gè)萬(wàn)圣節(jié)夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹(shù)后，準(zhǔn)備在丈夫返家時(shí)攔截他的去路。 [查看全文]

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."　　一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)... [查看全文]

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Pro... [查看全文]

麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽?！薄盀槭裁此鼤?huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道。 [查看全文]

　　A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.　　He put one worm in a glass of water and ano... [查看全文]

　　When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my... [查看全文]

約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了?！凹s翰!”老師生氣地喊他?！笆裁?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。 [查看全文]

英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：不是今天，是前天的 [查看全文]

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes... [查看全文]